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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

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I love sayin' tator tots, but when Murphy told me they call 'em potato gems over wherever Down Under is, I felt the express need to extend my pinky whenever I partake in these wonderous spudlings, sippin' the finest tea to accompany the meal.

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Once again, do NOT eat him!

The Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge is literal.

It's literally Quetzalcoatl's brains. It's not that difficult.

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ALL Y'ALL NEED TO HEAR THIS!!

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I love dark demonic things a lot!

But there is one thing that legitimately scares me that I will not fuck with unless I have a DAMN good reason, or they need something:

Bunyips are SCARY AF TO ME!

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Do not eat it.

The Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge is literal.

It's literally Quetzalcoatl's brains. It's not that difficult.

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I am not responsible for these demons, suddenly.

Yes, I am aware I was appointed attendant and Devilsitter, but c'mon!!

Diavolo let a rat into Barbatos's room...

On his birthday.

Damn.

Goddamn.

What a coincidence.

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Diavolo let a rat into Barbatos's room...

On his birthday.

Damn.

Goddamn.

What a coincidence.

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Math and that Michael Jackson Earth Song drop made this pay-attention-able for my ADHD-riddled, math-hatin' self.

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I like doin' things the hard way. It proves that I've earned it, and it does my brain, body, and spirit good, 'cause I achieved something!

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I got macarons and black tea from Harney & Sons~!

He REALLY wants me to learn French...

Happy birthday, Barby-Toes~! My Venti Rhubarb Ghost!

Assam tea and macarons for me and Barbatos on August 22nd, whether he can make it physically or spiritually, he's happy when I'm happy and vice versa.

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The Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge is literal.

It's literally Quetzalcoatl's brains. It's not that difficult.

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Charlie (Hazbin), Lilo (Lilo & Stitch), Dire Crowley (Twisted Wonderland), Saitama (One-Punch Man) and many, many others...

Why do people in and out of their respective universes keep tryin' them as if they don't know who the fuck they are!?

I NEVER understood that.

Mertle KNOWS Lilo can and will beat her ass every time!

Charlie is the LITERAL PRINCESS OF HELL.

Dire Crowley is the HEADMAGE and older than DIRT.

Saitama takes motherfuckers out in ONE PUNCH.

I...

I mean...

Do y'all like pain or some shit?

Then again...

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I was just wanting to know and thank whoever voices my Dear Dire Crowley, and noticed the year 1985...

The same as The Black Cauldron debut...

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Married to Jack Howl like...

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Y'all deserve to know my Murphy and the kinda conversations we be havin'.

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Dire Crowley critiquing human food.

He has a sweet tooth, with a penchant for grain and salts. But this?

This is an abomination.