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As kids we think that we know nothing and that adults have all the answers. As teenagers we think that we know everything and that everyone else knows nothing. As adults we realise that no one knows anything.

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Our butts have the ability to excrete all three states of matter.

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Marrying someone because they’re attractive is like buying a watermelon because it’s a really nice shade of green

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In some cartoons, Mermaids use starfish as a bra. Starfish has their mouth in the centre of their underside. Mermaids only use starfish to get their nipples sucked constantly.

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On a 1 to 10 scale, 5 is actually below average. There are four scores worse, but five scores better.

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Ominous positivity

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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

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a collection of tweets, part 8

(the series)

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Types of people

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Green, purple, orange, pink... Shit. Green?

im curious to hear how ppl view these colors, so can u tell me which color u think they look more like?  yellow or green? blue or purple? yellow or orange? pink or purple? blue or green?

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what’s wrong? nothing in particular but everything in general

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What the hell

Why do sometimes you're rejfj8anaduid w and Cu dnajais. Fndnsks fkdkwjjij?

Ya know.?

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Merry Christmas. Here it is.

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Looks like Mines spot on. I'm. In Utah. Kitty corner haha.

yall take this quiz and say what your 3 cities were

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If you’re serious about change, you have to go thru uncomfortable situations & stop trying to dodge the process. It’s the only way to grow.

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