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Shoutout to the time my partner and I got so excited to see Ea-Nasir's hate mail in person that we failed to notice the Code of Hammurabi next to it
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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I bought this print right when you started selling it, I think, but it's been in a drawer the whole time because I really wanted to make a frame for it but didn't get around to finishing it until now. The corner pieces I 3D printed and painted. Finally I can display him properly LOL

oh my GOSH!! thank you for sharing!!!!!!! Those corner pieces are INCREDIBLE and gorgeous omg!!! I SO want to get into 3D printing!!!! I'm honored, thank you for showing me!!!!!
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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me
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