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captain rex could carry the captain america shield, lead the avengers, and lift mjolnir

but captain america could never deal with leading the 501st, working alongside anakin disaster-area skywalker and his chaos gremlin padawan, and do whatever tf this hot ass shit was

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i fucking love youtube subtitles

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Rewatching the episodes of Clone Wars where the Bad Batch first appears and based on that interaction where Anakin's like "We have to do that thing" and Rex is like "We don't have time for that thing" and Hunter is like "I'm going to let you two sort that out," I'm 100% convinced Hunter went back to Clone Force 99 and was like "I think Captain Rex is fucking a Jedi."

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real ones remember

“and so i says to her, baby, you and me could really-”

“YOU’VE NEVER EVEN MET A GIRL.” 🙄🙄🙄

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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

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I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

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someday my prince will come (someday is now) (his ship is crashing)

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this is hands down the funniest review like. ever

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS CAME OUT 16 YEARS AGO!!!

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imagine being ahsoka. you've survived order 66 and the siege of mandalore, and then 16 years later this teenage boy enthusiasticaly tells you "i brought help!". you wait to see who he found only for him to show up with fucking maul

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#they’re the same thing

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🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

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When they finally contact Echo:

Hunter: Uh… hey Echo…

Echo: I have only been gone ONE DAY and you have already lost the ship, got stuck in a cave and almost drowned in underground rapids

Hunter: Yea…..

Hunter: Can you come pick us up?

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i rewatched revenge of the sith

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Character Profile: Kari

Here is the first character I ever made in swtor! They grow up so fast

Name: Lukaria (goes by Kari) Jae Atodeya

Species: human (with cybernetic enhancements)

Born: 19 BTC

Gender: female

Sexual Orientation: lesbian

Height: 5′5

Skin: medium brown

Eyes: emerald green

Hair: very dark brown

Homeworld: Yavin 4

Residence: Tatooine (has a safe house in the desert with Aura)

Profession: Jedi Knight, Jedi Master, Republic Army Commander

Affiliations: Jedi Order, Republic, Republic Army

Family: parents (unnamed, both biologists), Alana Kellixus (wife), Ember Mardoth Zosa (adopted daughter)

Friends: Aura Dess, Talyis and Opal Helion, Rhemous Din

Romantic Partner(s): Alana Kellixus (wife)

Enemies: Alana originally, Belthelos, the dark side of the force in general

Masters/Mentors: (unnamed)

Apprentices/Mentees: Arelius Torin, Jinna Roe (both Jedi Padawans)

Weapons: single orange-bladed lightsaber

Fighting Style: Djem So, with some acrobatic elements of Ataru. She is very athletic and flexible, and incorporates lots of kicks into her duels

Personality Traits: natural leader, quick to come up with a plan and take action, hates standing around talking (which others sometimes perceive as impatience), motivated to make a difference, wants to rid the galaxy of darkness, hates going into a situation blind (which is why she always wants intel and a solid plan), perpetually done with Aura’s shit

Talents/Special Abilities: doesn’t particularly like public speaking but she knows how and when to uplift and motivate her troopers (or anyone else) 

Strengths: strong lightsaber combatant, has experience working with the military and feels most comfortable with them, good at problem solving

Weaknesses: starts off extremely closed-minded in regards to the Sith, Empire, dark side, etc and thinks destroying them at any cost is necessary (she grows out of this belief), is a workaholic, doesn’t know what to do with herself when not in battle, takes the “no attachments” rule to an extreme in her early Jedi days, and therefore struggles to bond with people for the rest of her life, her romance with Alana throws her completely off balance until she can eventually accept her feelings

Hobbies: doesn’t have many (see also: workaholic), but she enjoys relaxing on Tatooine with Aura when they are both able, training padawans in lightsaber combat, and reading (mostly military tactics and studying old battles)

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Oof starting a blog is hard

Welcome to my tumblr, beautiful nerds!! I will be posting about my (and my friends’) swtor characters and their journey in all the bullshittery I put them through. Also shoutout to my inspiration for starting this account that you should definitely go follow, @a-muirehen 

Prepare to witness me stumbling through....literally everything