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Bwaaa

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ayabe's unending torment

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Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

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trans woman should not have to be sexy to you for you to respect them. Aaaaaand post

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Just Enna, it's her

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@finlizziah

Interesting….

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male domtops are like a common pest, they thrive in low light high moisture environments. You'll walk past an ill-kept sewage system and hear "buy her lingerie and fuck her in it" echo from inside

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been losing it over this for 10 minutes

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Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”

Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”

“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”

“Not even if you need to cover?”

I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”

They looked distressed at this idea.

To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”

There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”

So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.

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“I just saved your life.”

(That was me, not anyone else — strange, isn’t it? Yet I feel myself wanting your thanks.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Yes, I fought my nature, but not that much. A small deed. Don’t punish me.)

“I just saved your life.”

(There’s a red poison in my heart but I fought it for you. Do you understand? I saved you. I shouldn’t have.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Don’t you see? I can still be your ally, despite the red. We can still be friends. Nothing has to change.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Life, the one thing I don’t have. I could have taken it from you and we would have been equal again, but I didn’t, because I know how precious it is.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Nothing has to change. Do you understand what I’ve done for you?)

“I just saved your life.”

(You have gone against your very nature. This will not go unpunished.)

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the following diagram illustrates that if i had a fluffy bunny tail, or floppy bunny ears, or perhaps both, i would fidget even more at bus stops than i already do links/ store

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.