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lmaoooo imagine having a twitter for original works
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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.
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warriors au where everything is the same except all the cats talk like miette
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Upon reflection, I think "cringe" just means "that person isn't embarrassed to do a thing that I would be embarrassed to do"
Which basically means that you're jealous of their ability to enjoy themselves without caring what other people think.
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for personal reasons i desperately need these
flintstone testosterone pills when
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anyway if Aziraphale and Crowley get married that counts as an angel signing his soul away to a demon and Hell has to give Crowley a commendation and they're so mad about it.
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ugh sorry for being late i was getting torn asunder
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Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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Dana Terrace and Alex Hirsch reaching sainthood everyday



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