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this is very funny to me as someone who gets hyperfixated on planning projects moreso than on media. isekai'd into a world where i clean my room.

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poem. might make a collage about it later.

transcript:

A mouse is like death.

It comes in the night, while you're sleeping, or trying to

And it breaks the things you care about

Chews through them with no regard.

No care for the way you have placed your worth

In those wooden drawers.

The mouse's presence isn't what angers you.

It's the mess of the mouse's existence.

The debris and the broken or moved or changed belongings.

The idea that something wholly outside yourself

Can create a mess you have to live in.

The mouse is only acting on instinct.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

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unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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Barred Owl (Strix varia) x.

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Let's wallow with mama:]

Red river hog

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damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

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sure yeah the vampire can come. Inside

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Hours-long autistic T4T sex that would vaporize a cishet person if they perceived it

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sigh.. *adds another mark to the tally of 'adults i have had to teach not to clean piss with bleach' list*

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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.