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meet brox root 🥦 high maintenance, creative, squeamish

vegetables spend a lot of time outside staring at the sky. you notice the way sunlight filters through leaves. you hear how the wind sings. you watch the sky paint a picture every night at sunset. nature is beautiful, and you want to capture it. you become an artist, and dedicate your life to honing your craft and sharing it with others.

attempting lilsimsie's very veggie legacy challenge with this chaotic mess of man! 💚

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meanwhile tub and awasa snuck away to the pond to get their woohoo on 💞

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flugna and yibs taking care of the animals

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dub invited teek to watch the stars with him after a long day of farming 🌠

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tub and awasa getting started on some of the chores around their home

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sims cannot use any electricity, plumbing, or modern tools. home lot must be off the grid with the simple living lot trait. everything must be (or look) like it was built from scratch.

must catch, grow, and hunt all food. at the beginning of each season, roll to avoid a 1, 3, 9, 20 whether you will have a blight or successful harvest. also, roll to avoid a 1, 3, 4 ,6 if you will have a plague that year or not.

illnesses shouldn't be treated normally, but if a healer has mastered herbalism and apothecary, they may attempt to heal tribe members only if there is a plague going on.

in order to become the next clan leader, they must be at least level 5 in at least 3 of these skills: handiness, cooking, fishing, charisma, and gardening.

have as many kids as possible.

sims cannot get married, but they can have one chosen mate declared by holding a lurv feast and consummating the relationship. this can only be done once in a sim's lifetime, and it can only be done once a season by one couple. once this has been done, this couple cannot have any romance with any sims outside their relationship.

polyamorous relationships are encouraged, otherwise.

roll for chance of death upon age up, birth, pregnancies, etc.

end goal is to survive at least 5 generations, or until the tribe has created enough of a society to fill up sulani.

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welcome to the time before... everything. before the landgraabs bought up everything, cupid's corner was the only way to find love, and sims lived their lives determined by the next festival going on. after the dinosaurs were wiped out by asteroids, the world was ready to be taken over by sims, and one of those sims was none other than an ancient ancestor of don lothario himself—dub thar, the first leader of the woohoo tribe. every sim learns about the woohoo tribe in history class now: how they domesticated and tamed animals, built a society, and of course, how they lurved.

like his future descendant, dub thar always had his eyes on at least one of the ladies in his clan, but the similarities end there. dub had much more on his plate: having to care for five other sims, going out on hunts, deciding rations, surviving illnesses, building shelters, and most importantly, keeping everyone safe. in the land before time, there were no rules and it was every sim for grugself.

but like all things in history, things can be changed, altered to fit a narrative some people might like. with no records kept, all historians can do is create a story that fits what they think the tribe may have done. if only someone could create a powerful enough time machine to go back and see how these sims truly lived... well, until then, the large donations the willow creek museum gets from mr. lothario have nothing to do with the hyperboles you'll find in the rest of your tour of the woohoo tribe. now let's move onto to seeing the sculptors some of the tribe members made of dub thar's abs!

👑 DUB THAR — romantic, self assured, idealist, domestic, neutral about having children

AWASA ZOY — loyal, lovebug, glutton, domestic, would be happy to have a child

TUB GROB — family orientated, genius, goofball, quick learner, would be happy to have a child

🧜‍♀️ TEEK SHOO — hot headed, rancher, clumsy, collector, neutral about having children

🧜‍♂️ YIBS NA — loves the outdoors, child of the islands, loner, collector, would be happy to have a child

🧚‍♀️ FLUGNA SUL — mystical, generous, perfectionist, quick learner, does not want a child right now

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strawberry got a new fear 😱

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tanya came over to give strawberry a mysim figure

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strawberry was promoted to orderly!!

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strawberry decided to start going to university online to further her medical career in the future 🌠

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strawberry went out to open mic with her girls to work on her jokes and flirt around

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strawberry got her first bucket wish list and a new alarm ✨💭

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strawberry almost lost her tv

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strawberry gets diagnosed with sinusitis and starts studying komorebigo to help at work!

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at the end of simdependence day, she decided to call over some random dude from cupid's corner for a one night stand but before she could make a move she decided to go on a bender. yay! she got a sprained wrist, ankle, and beat up. she spent the rest of her night in jail. 🥂

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strawberry spent simdependence day with her girlfriends