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Bass (the fish) without the B is ass. Bass translated into German is Barsch. Barsch without the B is arsch, which translates to ass.
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“When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it’s safe inside your mouth.”
— Jodi Picoult (via naturaekos)
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Typing your password is like serving in tennis. The first attempt you try to smash it with fuck-off-record-breaker speed. If that doesn’t work you go again more carefully, but it’s still fast to the casual observer.
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Raisins are grapes that gave up their looks for immortality
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The moon is 252,088 miles away at its furthest point. You can fit every planet in our solar system between our moon and the Earth at this distance. So if your car makes it past 250,000 miles, you could have driven to the moon, or through every planet in the solar system.
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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
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mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
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NASA are actually aliens stuck on Earth figuring out how get home using primitive technology
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you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it
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