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Do you think Johanna stayed in touch with Katniss after Mockingjay since they had become friends/roommates? And do you think Johanna eventually became close with Annie since they both lost Finnick and she would want to have a part in their childās life?
I tend to not think about Annie as a widow, since I fundamentally disagree with and also deny Finnickās death. Itās one of those things that Iāve just chosen to ignore. Like canonically he died, and I know that. But even the first time I read mockingjay I just went ānah.ā And carried on.
But. I will consider that he died in exchange for Johanna and Annie raising the baby together as a couple. Do I think thatās what Suzanne wanted? No, but fuck her, she killed Finnick. (Joking, mostly.)
My favorite headcanon for Johanna post war however, and Iām mad that I didnāt include this in Five Ways to Eat Stale Bread, I just hadnāt thought of it yet, is that Johanna and Delly get together. Maybe they move to Seven, maybe they stay in Twelve or Thirteen, I donāt know, I havenāt gotten that far, but I do know theyād need trees and mountains.
Anyway. Yes theyāre all still friends. I think Johanna and Katniss have just the most fun sisterly friendship and I think in a way Katniss needs that, even though Johanna treats her like a younger sister. And I think Johanna deserves to be happy with a wife, maybe having kids of her own, maybe just being the fun gay aunt. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
#mer.txt#ask your local mer#I would *love* a rewrite of mockingjay because we know so little about Annie and it drives me crazy#I want to hear this woman speak and have a personality besides Finnickās love interest#the glimpses we get are so interesting#but it is what it is#anyway#odesta#johannie#(idk if thatās their ship name im rocking with it though)#johanna mason#delly cartwright#dellanna#question mark?
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
#emperorās new groove I think#or monsters inc#I canāt remember which came out first but one of those
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Do you think Peeta is prone to self pity?
Like the plague.
lol actually, I donāt think heās any more prone to self pity than any other teenager in his situation could be expected to be. See also Miss Katniss The Salty Soup Reminds Me of My Tears Everdeenā¦
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide itās time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
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I can not get past these odds. I don't think it is beyond Musk to help Trump win so he could steal all the data and evade prison.
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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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Katniss could easily fill up a pros and cons list on being with Gale
But when she tries to start one for Peeta she would just shut the notebook and run into the woods instead
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