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hrmnzr - We Are SHOTS☆CANDY

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listen

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@dogshapedcoomer

baby girl your coochie is a ship and my mouth is the bermuda triangle

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@soggy-lizard​

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Pygmy falcon chick.

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babe.... but... that’s so many pals to high five! think abt it :03

HOW are rubber gloves made like... any process i can imagine is just evil. pure evil do you get two halves and then weld them together... do you pour rubber over a metal hand shape and then peel it off..... horrible. Awful. and i want to find out!!

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helen faceclaim <3

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So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

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founding fathers of tumblr

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so i went to paris once on a school trip n my absolute favorite thing to tell ppl about paris is that ppl piss in the streets there and you can’t step in puddles b/c there’s a good chance it’s a piss puddle and alleys reek of piss

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someone made an…an aesthetic board for tom and jerry? jerry like the mouse? But if tom and jerry were two white boys? And not a cat n mouse?

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tik tok boys when they get close to their phone and pretend to strangle you

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when i was younger i thought ppl saying "phallic reference" was like... talking about a big piece of media titled Phallic which covered every article of intercourse every and therefore every innuendo was referencing Phallic

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tch. enough talk [generates a minecraft world inside my brain and starts beating the shit out of trees, unlocking the "getting wood" achievement]

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hellooOOOOOOO HLVRAI COMMUNITY heres a sunkeest for your viewing pleasure :03 first time ever posting art to tumblr lets go  who cares about “having a separate art blog” or “keeping things neat and tidy” ive never done that before in my life im not starting now

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I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.