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would you rather

my bf: would you rather go skating all day or be with me

me: well i really like skating...

my bf:...well then

me: but id choose you :)

me bf: ^~^

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check this out!!!! my friend jayda is starting to wright this and its fricken amazing!

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abby yes? and yea he would be proud!

so its 3:20 am and my stepsister just farted and it sounded like a sad trumpet, and she just said “mr trudo would be proud" (our chorus teacher) and just went back to bed and help im dead

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U r in between though.

sometimes i wanna be one of those girls who are always bubbly, and always cheerful, and have their hair done all beautiful and cute. with the bright makeup, and glossy lipgloss, glitter and stuff. takes pictures outside alot with flowers and trees, and wears elegant dresses and always smell...

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Who else ships it <3

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i would have screamed :3

One of my step cousins just walked in the house, and i got all nervous becuase im home alone, and im just laying on the couch on my laptop, and he just looks at me and im trying not to be awkward so im like

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no.

MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT MY STEP DAD JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP, NEED I SAY ITS A SNOW DAY TODAY SO IM OUT OF SCHOOL. AND HE JUST GETS UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SAYS ‘much snow, very fuck’ AND I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID ‘did you just-’ AND HE REPLIES ‘yes i just doge-d’

IM SO FUCKING DONE

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i want my parents to start fucking saying that! god dayum!!

MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT MY STEP DAD JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP, NEED I SAY ITS A SNOW DAY TODAY SO IM OUT OF SCHOOL. AND HE JUST GETS UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SAYS ‘much snow, very fuck’ AND I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID ‘did you just-’ AND HE REPLIES ‘yes i just doge-d’

IM SO FUCKING DONE

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your not an adult till u kiss a pug.

pewds is still not an adult than, XD. maya is all like

its more like this

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your not an adult till u kiss a pug.

there is no deodorant here because i left it at my grandmas so i just sprayed hairspray on it and i think im ready to be an adult 

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the door bell rings.

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yea son!

ey!

  AS WITH YOU, MY GOOD SIR. ART THOU EXCITED?

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You know my life, but not my story.

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im new and my character is lucy. who wants to start a story?

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ey!

jayda i found you!

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Flappy Bird got so popular because of all the fury it generated from gamers (READ: Flappy Bird soars to the top by infuriating everyone). In fact, all this ire even spawned a vengeful spin-off (READ: It’s time to squish that Flappy Bird)! Seriously, though, nobody ever got through a long succession of pipes with a hot head. People who mastered the game had to learn to keep their cool, because in the end, you can’t win Flappy Bird if you smash your phone against a wall.

The same goes for romantic relationships. If you have a quick temper and allow it to get the better of you, you probably aren’t the world’s best girlfriend or boyfriend. Holding a grudge against your loved one, no matter how small, is going to ruin whatever great thing you share in the long run.