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Loki

(Loki): First, I do not appreciate you insignificant mortals making me have rather... sexual interactions with my brother. I despise that foolish oaf and highly disapprove of your inappropriate actions. Second, if you chose to condone me for this opinion then know that you are not striking my ego, but satisfying my desire for violence. I am a god and will not tolerate your actions. You are beneath me. All of you. You are but the scum on the bottom of my shoe.       

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pete: just cuz u arent blood related doesnt mean ur not siblings / family . ppl are so stupid like use logic people ?????  my teacher is liike my mom but that dont mean i wanna fuck her cuz shes not blood related when shes LIKE A PARENTAL FIGURES its still so wrong plz relearn your morals 

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( this is sponsored by loki lokiself xD )

pete : i hate thorki so much its so stupid like if u say just one thing agaiinst it people are gonna getr so offended thatr you spoke out against their ship like its actually harmful to some people so you can stop it you bimbo

uwu

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ur so right bestie hhhhh 

wanted to articulate myself better so apparently really unpopular opinion: i hate it when adults make fun of theater kids. these are children. a 16 year old is allowed to be obnoxious, they are 16. let kids be kids and stop bullying them on twitter bc you think 14 year olds are cringy. cringe culture is “dead” unless a 15 year old likes hamlet or listening to wicked and then it’s cool and okay to bully children. leave kids alone

ok 2 rb

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The beginning of a beautiful friendship!!

Loki(me): * coughing in 14 yr simp * This account was the most joyful of ideas my fluffy companion!! We shall be the gods of mischief. We shall make all of these foolish mortals kneel!!!!!

pete (me): * wheezing * haha yes yes we shqall become the gods of mischef this is gonna be so so much fun !! were gonna do some fun stuff and stuff like isdk go on youtube and watch some avenegers clips and stuff heehe ^-^

Loki: mmmmmm indeed my smooth brained friend! You hermit. You lovely small brained mortal. We shall destroy the internet with the memes. In the end, they will all fall before me. *evil chuckling* Yes, yes they will.

pete: YES!!N we are yin and yang !! u are the slyutherin and i am the hufflepuff wew shall becum thine meme lordsA!!! * becomes peter like in spiderman 2 where he delievers pizza and then pizza time plays its so good duedew lOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 Loki: You know, I pity the pore fool whom has to read through this conversation. Just out of curiosity, why in my name are you still reading this? Don’t you have a life to live? Hmmmm mortal?

pete: wait before u stop readin thixs plz take notes that our favorite song is iron man by black sabbath guys its reallyu ghood you know sorry my fingers hurt and i just rlly wamnt type fast * screams into the void * HAHA

Loki:... I think peter’s having some complications. Hmmm, in the mean time, why don’t you tell us a bit about your self. Maybe your location, address, how many pets you have, how close you are to the nearest police station, how secure your home is, if you live alone, or maybe if your door is unlocked? It would make my evening much more... entertaining...

pete: idk what loki mezns but thats ok !!!! u can follow us and stujff and asmk su stuff butr emember were still teenagers and we dont 2wamnt dumbaSAS CREWEps after us sorry my caps lock is really confusing idk * sobs * anyways feel free to doa nyrhing peeps

Loki: shhhh, hush now peter. We wouldn’t want to alarm the viewer now would we? They don’t need to worry. Not. At. All...