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Adolin Kholin is the man of all time. The “I can fix him” part of me is all about Kaladin, but Adolin can fix me.

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Me too. It took me a while to realise they were white people 😂😭

loved reading about szeth when i didn’t know the shin were just white people bc the descriptions make him seem like a little deformed freak like “his eyes are unnaturally large and round like a child’s, even though he’s an adult, and he’s really really short, and there’s no hair on his body and he’s also just generally unsettling”

like i was picturing gollum???

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I lowkey pitied him after reading his story in wind and truth. Not excusing his actions though but my boy was struggling.

The stormlight archive is great because out of the cast of dozens, there is 1 (one) white straight guy, who spends the entire series following the commands of others and wallowing about the sins he has been forced to commit against humanity

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Maybe

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going to war and serving cunt jasnah kholin u fuckin legend

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Visiting places I know you like hoping I'd run into you.

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okay, Rhythm of War: Complete. That book was awesome.

I’m really worried about Taravangian!Odium, but… well, it could end up fine, maybe. I think I’m gonna detour into Mistborn Era 2 now. I’ve been in the Stormlight Archives for a very long time, so a smaaaallll break to read a five book series is in order :P

Hope you guys stick around for that liveblog as well <3

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huge shoutout to this moash x kaladin fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62559385

i haven’t read anything by this author before (the fic’s not mine) but this is some great writing i unironically wish were canon. give it a read if you like kalmoash

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My favourite past time is to look up the menus of restaurants I have no plans of visiting.

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As I get older, I've found myself appreciating deeply the beauty that is womanhood. ✨

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I can't tell if I need to fall in love or just sleep for two weeks.

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I can't decide if I need some advice from Syl, Uncle Iroh, Kaladin or Kyoshi right now.

Maybe all of them?

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I can't decide if I need some advice from Syl, Uncle Iroh, Kaladin or Kyoshi right now.

Maybe all of them?

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I hate when I'm not immediately good at something on the first try. Wdym I'm not a natural at this skill I have never ever learned before?

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My fav thing on the internet is watching men shake their big butts.

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Novo Armor preferably.

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modern roshar social posts like "reminder that your mental health problems are valid even if you don't attract a spren <3"