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why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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I use my raging asexual boner instead

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If you don't want my breath then you don't want my nut :(

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@cpl-gator @lt-fog

Let's get together to be silent and judgy

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"Aw thanks babe I kinda have a thing for ducks"

SO MANY FREAKING DUCKS. SHE DOESN'T EVEN BUY THEM HERSELF THEY FIND HER

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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Hell yeah baby I'm tryna get freaky, thought it'd be a spicy surprise. And you said we could shit stone eggs together! Prostate pebbles...

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Anytime my egg shitting spider mate homie 💜

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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@anti-doodle

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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Me when I see short people 💜

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