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"They were only kiddin' Ma. Our doctors are really teriff."

Dear Ma || Episode Sixteen || Season Four

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*mash is back on the internet archive*

hello, everyone! i was able to download and upload the entire series (which was too difficult, holy hell), and it is now available to watch.

i'm also going to upload the series with closed captioning in english and spanish! (si! se habla español.)

please let me know if there are any issues with the uploads. if, god forbid, it's taken down again, i'm very prepared to put it all back up.

if y'all have any suggestions, please leave those as well. (like if you'd like for me to put it on another shared drive, convert it to a different video player, etc.)

- h <3

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my labubu

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The women's pants in MASH are like the most flattering, well fitting pants a woman's ass has ever seen whereas the men all look like boys whose mothers bought their pants a couple sizes bigger for them to grow into.

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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So I really like "Radar writes the in-universe version of MASH" as a headcanon, but Frank writes a thinly fictionalized memoir of his time in the 4077th to inspire a future generation of Army doctors and it becomes a smash hit in the 60s because people think it's a satire when it's really just his incredibly skewed perspective.

His protagonist Ernest Frost is a tough no-nonsense country doctor who learned frontier medicine on his pappy's knee and has to learn how to work with hot shot draftees from the big city hospitals and their fancy shmancy techniques. He either amalgamates BJ and Trapper into one character ("TJ") or he like just switches the characters half way through (JT becomes TJ) and spends like half a page explaining them never mand people think this is commentary on how the army turns everyone into replaceable cogs. He writes himself into a tragic love triangle between Ernest's loving but cold wife and the passionate but unpredictable nurse he meets in Korea, but critics always note the homoerotic tension between Ernest and his bratty rival "Pathfinder Polk". Some well meaning high school freshman sends him handwritten gay fanfic about his self insert and his Hawkeye expy and he literally has a stroke. He's portrayed by Alan Alda in a popular TV adaptation of his novel.

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the man from u.n.c.l.e || x-men: first class (for @endftheline)

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please look at this beautiful mouse

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caught in the rain...

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bruce stringbean and the pea street band

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HE LEFT HIS INNOCENCE IN KOREA

I AM SCREAMING, CRYING, AND THROWING UP

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Herbert makes me insane

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