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Credit: @pelagicventures

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A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

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It's kinda funny how much my life turned around; five months ago, I hated everything about myself and I hated the world so much for letting some douchebag walk all over me and for making me believe it was love. If you had asked me about how I was doing then, and if I answered honestly, I'd say that I wanted to die and I didn't want to be here anymore. Fast forward to now- I finally have my life very much together, I no longer hate myself or my body, hell, I'm even close to getting a boyfriend. But the thing that I didn't know, was that in order to be happy, you have to try. I'll never stoop that low to impress a guy, I'll never fall in love with the wrong person again even if I think it's right, and I'll definitely never let anybody use me like that again. Shit changes.

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Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

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Oh lord he is president now

Can someone please draw a comic, in which aliens come down to earth, doing the cliché, “take me to your leader.” But have donald trump as president (not that he should be president ) and so on the trip there, the aliens ask who our leader is, so we’re like, Donald Trump bruh. Then the aliens are like, ahh sorry bro, we gotta go. Ya know, more planets to invade that aren’t already shit.

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me:Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!

me:(naps)

me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!

me:(naps)

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WHAT DID I JUST WATCH 😂

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I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

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Oh yeh! #koolaid 😂😂#ohyeh #DIY #builder #koolaidmanvoice

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@angstyderp I FOUND IT AGAIN

Japanese vines warm my heart.

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The end…

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)

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i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming

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few things in my life are more frustrating than watching this creature that I’ve raised since she was a hatchling fail so monumentally at the simple act of EATING SOMETHING PLACED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

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Older brother: “Come on Chris, we going outside.”

Child: “No! It’s raining!”

Older brother: “I’m used to the water. I make my girl rain all the- “

Child: [slaps; screams] “Stop being nasty!”