lucidhauntedhouse
lucidhauntedhouse
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Lucid/Haunted House System. They/It/Spook. AroAce "what the hell is consistency" -my spoons
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lucidhauntedhouse · 1 month ago
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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ambiguous mental illness ❌️
my curse #MyCurse ✅️
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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This was something I put in queue hours ago and forgot about
I wish there were more cute plushies of bugs
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I wish there were more cute plushies of bugs
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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Hey, that’s me
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I just ate a receipt to make a waitress laugh and I just googled it and found out receipt paper is toxic. If I kick it I want yall to know that’s how I went out
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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Gets you with my Nice!
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
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why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I saw a post that sparked this but I'm scared of reblogging it but anyways
Im so fucking sick of Harry potter
I never got into it as a kid I was busy being a magical girl enjoyer but even putting aside all of JKR'S bullshit (impossible) I just get annoyed when I hear about it so much like I just don't care why does it keep getting brought back up with like games and stuff
I just don't see the appeal of it, even moreso knowing what I do now. The wizarding world just sounds mean spirited and cruel (at best).
Read another book oh my god (or maybe even a better book it's not even that good)
And knowing what i know now about JKR being a terrible person it just annoys me when I hear about it even more than my indifference from when I was a kid
so like why should i care about the work of a bigot?
TL;DR: just watch the owl house it's so much better
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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Meet my …… kids.
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I got:
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I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.
-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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I've done nothing but play the sims for 5 days straight help
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lucidhauntedhouse · 2 months ago
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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
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