luciferhimshelf
luciferhimshelf
Actually Satan
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I invented my body and it was the best idea
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luciferhimshelf · 28 minutes ago
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Republicans want a police state where innocent brown and black people are targets of aggression while white criminals are pardoned and white violence is protected.
We must demand oversight and consequences for ICE lawlessness.
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luciferhimshelf · 41 minutes ago
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The Lightning in calm waters, by Montague Dawson (1890-1973)
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luciferhimshelf · 42 minutes ago
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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH
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luciferhimshelf · 1 hour ago
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it’s wild how tech literacy lasted like one generation barely before it fell off
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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Glass reverse painting of HMS Euryalus, circa 1810
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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Let's talk about petunias.
Petunias (specifically hybrids of Petunia x atkinsiana) are commonly sold in temperate areas as annuals. You buy them, they last through the summer and perhaps into fall, but by the time winter's first freeze hits you've likely already pulled them out of the garden because they won't last until spring.
But in their native range in tropical and subtropical parts of South America, they are perennials. They can withstand heat that might cause other plants in your garden to wilt, and they persist in spite of the challenges year after year. They aren't inherently weak or short-lived. We've just been putting them in the wrong conditions, conditions for which they haven't evolved or acclimated.
If you're struggling today, feeling like you aren't good enough, think of this: perhaps you aren't in the right conditions, either. Maybe you're being subjected to pressures you weren't prepared for, and maybe these are conditions that anyone might have trouble with. But you have your strengths, too. It's not your fault if others expect you weather freezing cold when you do best facing the rigors of a hot, muggy, tropical summer afternoon.
And--I hope you find a place where you can flourish and bloom.
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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luciferhimshelf · 2 hours ago
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Unmute !
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luciferhimshelf · 7 hours ago
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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
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luciferhimshelf · 7 hours ago
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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard
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luciferhimshelf · 7 hours ago
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luciferhimshelf · 16 hours ago
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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
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luciferhimshelf · 16 hours ago
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SHUT FIRMLY IN his cabin, Stephen wrote. ‘It is unspeakably childish to be upset by a whiff of scent; but I am upset, and I shall certainly exceed my allowance, to the extent of five hundred drops.’ He poured himself out a wineglassful of laudanum, closed one eye, and drank it off.
the fact he is able to wake up again after that can be classified as a medical miracle
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