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“Uh.....Hi.” Shane smiled sheepishly and trapped her in a hug.

“It’s been a while. I was wondering how you were?”

“TESSA TESSA TESSA TESSA TESSA TESSA TESSA TESSA”

“I heard you the first frikkin’ time. What?”

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Good god. I haven’t logged in here in ages. SORRY GUYS.

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‘‘I see-’‘ Shane cleared his throat awkwardly. ‘‘Is...something wrong?’‘ He felt very tiny as he stood next to the giant Cybertronian robot. But at least it wasn’t Unicron...

''haiya Optimus! How are things?''

“Things are things..” he stated simply, staring at the human as he squinted.

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‘‘W-Well...It only depends on who you speak with on this planet. In my case, I’m not THAT much of a gold person but I appreciate it?’‘ 

Shane looked baffled after he bent down to grab the gold and stare at it. As the hour passed the Pizza guy came with the delivery of two Pizzas. The pizza guy looked absolutely shocked at the giant creature in Shane’s yard. ‘’Uhhhh h-here’sy-yourordersir! -hHaveagoodday!’’ The guy talked so fast one could barely understand it and before ya know it he was gone, back in his car, driving back to his work, trying to pretend he didn’t see anything. 

‘‘Wait! Do you want your change in return, sir?!’‘ Shane tried stopping him but let out a sigh and picked up the Pizzas the poor delivery guy dropped. ‘‘Here’s yours.’’ He mumbled and lifted the Pizza up so the god could grab it somehow.  

WHAT IS 'PIZZA?' IS IT EDIBLE? GET SOME FOR ME.

‘’Uhhhh…I ….don’t think Cybertronians can have Pizza….? Or human food in general? Optimus never mentioned food except for energon…’’

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‘‘.........Fine.’’ 

A very timid Shane reached for his phone, shakily dialing the numbers to the Pizza place. He ordered two Pizza’s: One for himself and Tessa and the other ....for their planet apparently? He was very confused. He did not want to get killed today especially over something so simple so he did what was asked. 

‘‘There. It’ll be here in an hour.’‘ 

WHAT IS 'PIZZA?' IS IT EDIBLE? GET SOME FOR ME.

‘’Uhhhh…I ….don’t think Cybertronians can have Pizza….? Or human food in general? Optimus never mentioned food except for energon…’’

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WHAT IS 'PIZZA?' IS IT EDIBLE? GET SOME FOR ME.

‘’Uhhhh…I ….don’t think Cybertronians can have Pizza….? Or human food in general? Optimus never mentioned food except for energon…’’

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"I want pizza."

‘‘Then make it or..if you prefer ordering out…?’‘ Shane raised a brow at the random statement and sighed. 

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‘‘Maybe’’ Shane laughed, deciding to not tell her the truth, keeping it a secret and drove out of the garage. Soon into the driveway and of course onto the road. He began driving to the destination. 

‘‘Just hoping it’s not a Transformer.’‘ He joked, chuckling at his own joke. Though each time he saw a car now he was a bit nervous. From being literally in a war with them AND being stuck in an alien ship was something he won’t easily forget. 

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Shane blinked when she agreed to let him drive and chuckled as he watched her. “Alright, alright.” He got up and grabbed the keys. He already had his jacket on so he was ready. He began walking to the door and out where the new sports car was. His old one was well…destroyed. So this was a newer one. Once he was near the car he unlocked it and opened the drivers seat, sitting in it then starting it up. It’s engine revved loudly a few times. But that was just him messing around. He patiently waited for her.

“No way,” she scoffed as she tailed behind him.  One of the best ways to get and keep the little Yeager’s attention: flashy cars. She hopped right in, feeling about the leather interior. “How did you pull this off? Did you call in on Joshua?”

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OOF. 

SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE.

Got busy with school and other accounts! But I’ll try to be active this weekend! 

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Shane blinked when she agreed to let him drive and chuckled as he watched her. “Alright, alright.” He got up and grabbed the keys. He already had his jacket on so he was ready. He began walking to the door and out where the new sports car was. His old one was well...destroyed. So this was a newer one. Once he was near the car he unlocked it and opened the drivers seat, sitting in it then starting it up. It’s engine revved loudly a few times. But that was just him messing around. He patiently waited for her.

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“But uh…what if I want to take us somewhere? For uh…. surprise?” Shane huffed and rolled his eyes slightly at her wanting to drive.

“Then say so.” She got up, shoving her phone in her rear pocket. In one movement she grabbed her old denim jacket off a nearby chair and slid it on.  She turned, looking to Dyson expectantly.

“You coming or not?”

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“But uh...what if I want to take us somewhere? For uh.... surprise?” Shane huffed and rolled his eyes slightly at her wanting to drive.

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“Wh-“ Shane just chuckled more when she did. “Ah, I see. Well, maybe …do you want to out go for a drive? And go somewhere? I can teach you.” He continued smiling.

“Uh, if we’re going somewhere then I’m driving.” She raised a brow at him, her arms folding loosely under her bust.

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“It’s okay, Optimus. I relate.” Shane smiled sympathetically.

Love

Okay but Optimus is watching a romantic comedy and wishing it was him.

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“Wh-“ Shane just chuckled more when she did. “Ah, I see. Well, maybe ...do you want to out go for a drive? And go somewhere? I can teach you.” He continued smiling.

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“Jackass,” she scoffed, slapping at his thigh as he settled down. “And, no, I was just gonna have out for the day.”

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Shane just laughed. “Aw, Damn it.” He then uncovered her eyes, allowing her to see again. Soon he pressed a soft kiss against her cheek as he took the seat next to her, pulling the chair over while making himself comfortable. “So, have anything planned for today, Tess?” He asked with a fond grin still lingering on his face. It was like he had something planned himself if she didn’t.

Shane smiled widely when he came up with an idea to try and surpise Tessa with his sudden presence. He tried to be sneaky and walked behind her without getting noticed. Once he was in close range he put both of his hands over her eyes quickly. “Guess who~” He chuckled softly.

Going from flipping through her Facebook feed to sudden darkness earned an impatient scoff. Tess placed her  her phone in her lap and gave a tug at the hands shielding her eyes. 

“Accent’s a dead give away.”