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I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that snitch

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Peaches peaches peaches peachespeachespeaches

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Charlie Day Luigi: HERES A-MY BROTHER MARIO NOW TO TELL YOU A WHOLE-A HEAPING SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONI!!! Chris Pratt Mario: Hello Luigi.

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When they survive or kill mario

when is a koopa considered a adult?

When they reach a certain age

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Nintendo is asleep right now

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

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luigi, why do you have such a dumpy? such a thicky, you always be looking double caked up 😩

Every morning I have 7 gallons of milk for breakfast. Then I do 300 squats to build up my glutes. Then I look myself in the mirror and say “I’m the tallest, the greenest, the best”. So that’s why

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What emotion does this image spike in you?

Confusion. What are those things on her head? Why do her eyes look in my soul? Why does she look like she knows my identity?

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heyyy your really cool yknow?

Thanks, the secret is to wear socks that don’t match

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Puki

Your phobias, let me hear ‘em

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What is the spell called?

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Everywhere I go, I become Luigi. When will my curse end?

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Only one of you can be the sexy villain. The other must be the one without morals

Is this... about me?

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So I’m a lego now, I guess??

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Have you practiced any more with the skills you clearly have in mechanics and invention? Back in the day for the earliest Mario Party, you constructed your own mechanical-themed board inside a flying airship.

Then when you were brainwashed into becoming Mr. L by Nastasia, she seemed to bring an even greater level of engineering expertise out of you. This is based on you building the Brobot and later upgrading it to the Brobot L-Type. You as Mr. L called this specialization “brobotics”.

The point is, you’re clearly a lot smarter than most people in the Mushroom Kingdom realize. If you didn’t hold yourself back, you’d demonstrate the kind of inventiveness that would make even Professor E. Gadd jealous and could build the kind of defenses for the Mushroom Kingdom that could surpass the technology used by the Koopa Troop.

People will be shown my true power soon

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Yeah yeah, I’m on my way

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Luigis mansion was a game about Luigis mansion