luisjuanmilton

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lewis said leo hates roscoe and roscoe dgaf about leo

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i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

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Fanfiction Lewis being like "blah blah blah I'm so OLD will you still love me even if I'm literally FORTY with one foot in the GRAVE" meanwhile in real life he's infodumping about his video game collection and skateboarding across the paddock after his tenth flight to New York. Then he's gonna hit the club

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You people always preach mental health until it comes to Max, so tired of your double standards

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“funniest fan interaction”

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Incomprehensible to me to pretend your driver didn't Do That Shit. Everyone knows a true mark of greatness is when your driver is willing to Do That Shit.

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hulkenberg passing lewis and ending up p5 is the epitome of everything that went wrong today

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People saying “real F1 is back”… no, dangerous fucking driving by a dirty fucking driver is what is back. Give that asshole a race ban already oh my GOD

There’s no way you can try and justify that, that was shocking

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„omg did you see what max did ?“ yes. i saw. I saw the entirety of the 2021 season and saw what he was willing to do to his opponent including parking his car on his head

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Remember when Flavio Briatore was *checks notes* ‘banned indefinitely’ from f1 for such an egregious degree of cheating that everyone on the planet knew he was guilty (Which later got overturned but the point still stands) and now he is *checks notes again* somehow a team principal once more (in all but name). White collar crime sport is white collar crime-ing yet again

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the most insufferable gay couple you could see at the contemporary art museum

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you can pinpoint the exact second charles gets turned on that lewis can do math

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F1 Drivers on radio: You guys are ****ing ridiculous. This is bull****, I am sick and tired of all of you. This strategy is ****ing **** and I swear if this continues I'm going to ****ing crash this ****ing stupid *** ****ing car. I am this ****ing close to ****ing quitting. **** all of you.

F1 Drivers in Instagram posts: Not the best race today, disappointed with the results but we are steadily improving. Strategy was great and the pace was there, just need to get a bit more comfortable with the car and make some adjustments. Thanks to the team for your consistent effort. See you next weekend 🏁

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❤️‍🔥

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10 seconds is crazy

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this has to be my favourite post ever on instagram