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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
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sleeping dog 1: "the killer is not hiding under the bed"
sleeping dog 2: "the killer does not have big knife and doesnt want to hurt you"
scared guy: "i know you both are not telling the truth and that the killer is under the bed with a big knife and wants to hurt me"
let sleeping dogs lie
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still really delighted from being at the zoo with my wife an spotting the lynx and starting to explain to her about how their paws essentially work as little snowshoes and how their paws look because of that and then the little guy stretches out his little legs so she can see what i mean. so considerate of him
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:


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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit
Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me
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her ruby eye, wings of pearl
Collared doves aren't the most exotic or beautiful birds, but I'm sure they make a great meal for local raptors, and I think that's wonderful
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Hi I don't have any weird takes about trans women or white trans women but I wanna go swimmies

i feel like a dad being asked by toddlers for "airplane time"
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So Netflix is releasing this animated movie but here’s the thing - all backgrounds are done in AI. No actual BG artists were hired or credited for this work.
And here’s the kicker - I gave them too much credit. I realized that not even the AI users are credited apparently.
Check this out:

“+Human”. No names, no nothing.

I know it’s tempting, but please don’t hate-watch this thing. Numbers equal profit even if the people watching are just doing it to mock. Don’t give Netflix and other studios even more incentive to fire more animators and replace them with machines trained on their work and skill. Hilariously, the excuse used is ‘there aren’t enough artists’. That’s not true - there are more than enough artists, but the real issue is that no one wants to pay a living wage. Here’s a short video about the reality of animation in Japan.



The biggest winners in this equation at the end of the day are the AI infrastructure owners - owners of Midjourney, Stable Diffusion, etc. Do not feed this machine, it creates more monopolization of entire industries, raises a powerful few and dehumanizes the rest.
EDIT: a lot of people are unsure what the anime’s called - it’s The Dog and the Boy.

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Due to the Unfortunate!
We are deeply out of Onions!
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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Miku I made you this drawing for your birthday. Please accept this as tribute instead of my mortal possessions; I like my things ;v;
wonderful, thank you for sharing!!
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Happy miku day, miku!!!! Here's something I drew on my phone!!!!!
delightful! I am so small I could fit in your pocket!
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