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Remember Harpy

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You better like the view from down there cause you're gonna get plenty of it.

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I think the thing to understand about the Addams family is that they would complete the Lament Transfiguration to invite the Cenobites over for tea and nod understandingly when they discuss the horrific experiences that are beyond pleasure and pain and commiserate about the people who summon them expecting regular kinky sex and whine when the Cenobites flatten out their penises or whatever

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I have a suggestion.

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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eat me

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pov: you wake up next to me

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Make sure you're wearing the appropriate PPE because we're handling dangerous goods

This post inspired by a show I saw at Edinburgh Fringe called dangerous goods it was great.

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someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

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I want to put my head on her shoulder and feel her lay her head on top of mine, and slip her hand into mine.

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Hello pretty, I'm sorry I bumped into your d.m so rudely, but it happened that you got suggested on my timeline, so I decided to hit your d.m with an inbox to know if you would be interested in being my sugar babe♥️, weekly allowance worth $700, give me a feedback back if you're interested

Here’s my Snapchat: bowend_d

Here’s my telegram: bowen_derek

This is one of the most hilariously boomer bot asks I've recieved lolololol

"I decided to hit your d.m with an inbox..."

Shit cracks me up

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"I like your hands"

Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.

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do you want to be punished, or are you afraid people won't play with you unless you give them a 'reason'?

do you want to be punished because you did something actually wrong, or do you have chronically low self esteem and want to be punished for the crime of existing?

do you want to be punished, or are you afraid that if you ask for attention you'll be told 'no'?