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stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

Jar Jar killed a guy

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For my selfshippers who have gained weight and are insecure about it: your f/o loves your body!!!! No matter the changes it goes through, they love you just the same and think you’re just as attractive regardless of how much you weigh🫶

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BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

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literally anything handmade is so dope. idc what it is it could be anything. a quilt, a painting, a basket, a sweater, a wooden table, a shed, a meal. how magical

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01. DreadfulHounds on Instagram // 02. DreadfulHounds on Instagram // 03. Mine // 04. Unknown // 05. Unknown // 06. Unknown // 07. Anatomical Model - Francesco Calenzuoli // 08. Anatomical Model - Francesco Calenzuoli // 09. Mine // 10. DreadfulHounds on Instagram // 11. DreadfulHounds on Instagram // 12. sincerely-sofie on tumblr // 13. Love of the Wolf - Hélène Cixous // 14. ryebreadgf on tumblr // 15. professor-pants on tumblr // 16. Mine // 17. Dog Teeth - Nicole Dollanganger // 18. Glepnir - Walton Ford // 19. Xolo & Cuintle - Xolo Cuintle // 20. Emotional Anorexic - Svavar Knútur

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Drawing a batcher every day until--oh look!

@PabuDaysZine is LIVE!!! WAHOOOO COME AND GET YOUR PRE-ORDERS!!!

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Bless the person who made these

And there is literally more too😭

Edit: yall it’s https://shyranno.tumblr.com/ !!!

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Crosshair shoving a very offended Rampart for @jedi-hawkins

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I was watching the episode when the Batch went back to Barton IV and was kind of amused that it only took an ice wyrm and a near death experience to reconcile Hunter and Crosshair. Talking didn't work but somehow nearly dying for each other did. 

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It's so crazy how "Don't feed the trolls" was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it's just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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It’s nice to have a friend, ain’t it?

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Wave harder, Tech!

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A mini animatic. All that time on that platform... poor Crosshair. [Spoiler-free]

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Tech loves his Grubbin, I swear!! ;u;;

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Hunter’s not as deep as he looks…