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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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can you believe i had never seen the prequels until this year

also hey i havent posted on tumblr since like ... The Ban

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~ fit check for my Napalm Era ~

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Golden ✨

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thank you freak mutuals i love you freak mutuals i dont know what id do without you on my dash

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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YB Commission for Izzy.blizzyyy on IG

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happy pride!

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HUNTR/X 💥

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the bees really have stayed winning with concept/official art since the very beginning

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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$20 used to mean something