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Maro’s Edge of Eternities Teaser

Before previews for Edge of Eternities officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give tiny hints of things to come. Note that I’m only giving you partial information.  

First up, here are some things you can expect:  

• repeatable activated ability that lets you draw two cards and create a 2/2 creature token

• white card that can return noncreature, nonland cards from the graveyard to the battlefield

• another “Arch” charm

• card that makes you choose odd or even

• new artifact token called Munitions

• variant on devour

• card that lets you take control of an opponent

• legendary five-color artifact

• poison card

• card that grants an ability to Slivers

Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards:  

• “Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card.”

• “If it’s not a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot artifact creature.”

• “You may play lands from your graveyard.”

• “you may instead create that many copies of enchanted permanent.”

• “Artifact cards and red cards in your hand have”

• “put target creature from defending player’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.”

• “The first spell each player casts during each of their turns may be cast without paying its mana cost.”

• “X is the number of differently named lands you control.”

• “Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types”

• “Spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.”

Here are some creature type lines from the set: 

• Creature – Jellyfish Scientist

• Creature – Insect Artificer

• Creature – Plant Scorpion

• Creature – Drix Assassin

• Creature – Elemental Lhurgoyf

• Creature – Mite

• Artifact Creature – Robot Pangolin

• Legendary Creature – Kavu Pilot

• Legendary Creature – Lobster Citizen

• Creature – Eldrazi

Finally, here are some names in the set: 

• Close Encounter

• Command Bridge

• Decode Transmissions

• Emergency Eject

• Invasive Maneuvers

• Lost in Space

• Nebula Dragon

• Space-Time Anomaly

• Systems Override

• Tractor Beam

Tune into Edge of Eternities’ debut at 10:00 am Pacific Time on July 8th on twitch.tv/magic.

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