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reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

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here it is, the most relatable onion article

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not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

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Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole

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these bitches really get it huh

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The names Practice

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fred likes to say tréasure

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

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bless the good place for “soulmates aren’t found they’re made” like your soulmate can literally be anyone who you love and take the time to build a strong relationship with they be big braining

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Sometimes I think I’m funny