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lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.
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what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day
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so anyway, i'm back and i'm still head over heels for katie. that's all. (':





If anyone is still alive out there, I found my James, and my Sirius was there 🌻🌻🌻
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if she’s your girl why am i covered in her blood
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Hey, y'all. I haven't been around in God knows how long, but given recent events, please know that I'm still here. I still see messages and get notifications. I still consider you all my friends and even family, even if we haven't spoken in years.
If you need someone, if you need help or support? I'm here. We've been a community for far too long to struggle on our own.
Love you all to the moon and back. 💖
#cw: death#im sorry ive been gone ages#don't keep your pain or struggles to yourself#you are loved and cherished#and the world doesn't need to lose any more light than it already has
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valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with an engraved romantic message,,, now is the time
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where's that post from 2016 that's like "maybe america doesn't need a president, like can we just be single for a while and try and find ourselves" and im feeling it. although, personally, I would take it a step further and just say no more america
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