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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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“fuck me stupid, im wet for that !”

-john oliver talking about, you guessed it, crossword puzzles in the new episode of lwt

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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An Inuit otter amulet. Engraved and pigmented ivory, c.1870-1880.

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1/3 of the Fellowship

The Dwarfs are very clearly inspired mainly from Old Norse, so that's the main reference for Gimli's dress. There's also some other influences, like some Bronze Age Mediterranean influences and Iron Age Eastern Europe.

To me Tolkien's elves are very high Middle Ages and Gothic, but for Sindar I mixed in plenty of Celtic and especially Irish influence, and based Legolas' dress heavily on Irish léine.

Boromir's dress I based on mostly Byzantine but also some Medieval Arabic influences as I did for Faramir.

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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love when im watching a documentary and im like "yep thats an egyptologist alright"

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Horse Story #5 for @elodieunderglass

Strange Appetites Part 1 I was never quite certain Michael was actually a horse. He was certainly horse shaped...hooves, long spindly legs, mane, tail, and all that. He smelled like a horse. Moved like a horse. From a distance, it was very convincing. If you saw him in a field or whatnot, you'd say 'Yep, that's a horse.' Five minutes spent in his company, however, would have you doubting. Generally speaking, horses don't have personalities that revolve around All Consuming Vengeance Against Birds in Any Form. Horses usually don't experience schadenfreude and take glee in the downfall of others. Horses don't plot, engage in practical jokes, or Commit Crimes Against Nature, Humanity, and All That is Decent and Good in the World. Horses can't, usually, be accurately described as Anarchic Carnivorous Agents of Chaos. For Michael, though, careening through the world from one catastrophe to another, violating every point in the Geneva Conventions like a to do list, was a Vocation, a Sacred Mission that he pursued with Unholy Zeal. Wherever we went, we left behind traumatized bystanders. We were singlehandedly responsible for the therapy boom in the 1980s. No one encountered Michael and remained unscathed. He was an Eldritch Horror. On three separate occasions, stable hands went on strike to avoid having to come near him. They crossed themselves whenever they saw him, and wore protective charms and amulets. No horse has ever acted like Michael. No horse has ever schemed like Michael. And no horse has ever had his Powerful Cravings and Strange Appetities. To Be Continued... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you like these stories, please reblog my pinned post or buy me a Kofi. I'm disabled, my husband has been unemployed for almost 8 months now, and things are impossibly hard.

https://ko-fi.com/idiomagic

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

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Well shit, the Republicans brought a certain anti-online porn bill back to the table.

The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act.

This should alarm you guys.

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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