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satoru needs punched for being rude to haibara :(
A LOTS GONNA CHANGE
ā.ą³ąæ satosugu x reader smau series
youāre riding the rough waves that come with your chosen path but two stubborn jujutsu sorcerers prove to make it more difficultā¦
ā.ą³ąæ gn reader, kys jokes, pre hidden inventory arc





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MY BABYYYY
I love the headcanon that Megumi loves aquariums.

At first when someone brought up the idea of going to an aquarium,he goes -"why would we pay to watch fishes?"- but when he finally goes to the aquarium,this guy looks at them like a child infront of a toystore.Sure,he always loved animals,but nothing specifically for fishes.But after this? He never lets go of the idea of aquarium.
You can't pull him away from the glass.If you tell him that there are other stuff further in the aquarium.He would just tell you that you guys have all the time,he wants to take his time.He stands Infront of every tank at least five minutes,which is the reason he almost spends two hours there.
And if he goes through those aquarium tunnel things? He's entranced.
He takes pictures,he almost breaks his neck while watching the sharks go above him,and he looks so beautiful when the blue reflection from the aquariums water hits to him.
He's constantly pointing at fishes,showing anyone around him,waiting for the small fishes to get out of their corners to take a picture,he's patient.When he sees the part of the aquarium where they sell shirts,hats,shark plushies,he's actually using Gojo's black card for once.He does not look like a guy that would have plushies,but he is getting at least one.
And the second he gets out? He's already planning to buy tickets for the next time.

a/n:I LOVE aquariums.I grew up in a aquarium,like actually.Constantly around fishes.And I love giving character personal things as headcanons.
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I AM SO SORRY PART THREE OF MY MULTI OART YUUJI FIC IS TAKING SO LONG
WRITERS BLOCK!!! and i realised the way i wanted the story to go no longer makes sense so i have to rework a lot of stuff!!! :(
the boy from the photo booth reel is still coming out though!!! some people asked if it was on a hiatus and it is not!!! i am just brain dead atm :(

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okay definitely thinking abt mlb megumi now. and also yuuji. boff.
i was rewatching jjk and thought abt mlb megumi or yujiiii i feel like you would write them so wellll, i just love ur writing and ik u would write either one so good :3
WAIT IāM STUPIDš is mlb baseball??? baseball isnāt a common sport where iām from so i have No idea lmao
but if it is iād love too!!!!! :)
(tagging this under x reader so someone can answer and tell me lmaoo)
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yuuji itadori in a gumball x penny type relationship
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i was rewatching jjk and thought abt mlb megumi or yujiiii i feel like you would write them so wellll, i just love ur writing and ik u would write either one so good :3
WAIT IāM STUPIDš is mlb baseball??? baseball isnāt a common sport where iām from so i have No idea lmao
but if it is iād love too!!!!! :)
(tagging this under x reader so someone can answer and tell me lmaoo)
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reader tweaking out JS like i wouldšš
since your requests are open, do u mind doing random text messages with inumaki? <3 it could be about a first fight, or reader being jealous or something (but with a fluff ending) <33333 tyyyy i love your blog :)
here you areeeee ty for being patient w me lovely anon <3
heās a good bf! (so he says)
jjk inumaki toge x fem!reader
content: establish relationship, youāre kinda a little shit, and so is toge LOL, heās a good bf and comforts u, strong language, suggestive
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he is so so so silly and fun to write. hope this isnāt too ooc :)
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D1 Haters (AOT ver)
Synopsis: which of the AOT boys are the best to gossip with
Warnings: possibly ooc???
Jean Kirstein
ā® Heās petty, and he has a temper, and he can cook up some diabolical insults on the spot (we all saw him with Eren and then Marlowe).
ā® āI have no idea where he got the audacity to speak like that when he consciously chose to wear those shoes with that fucking jacket. The guy seriously looks like he strictly shops in the clearance section of Urban Outfitters. Like the shit no one else wants.ā
ā® Jean, whilst a gentleman, is a boy who gets angry easily. The oddest little thing can leave him ticked off for hours, but the thing is, unless itās someone who matches him with temper, heās very quiet about it. Silently seething, especially if it was an encounter in public with a stranger that got him going.
ā® So, it often comes out over food, or doing chores, or even a slight second of silence he comes out with a āYāknow what-ā
ā® āThis absolute fucking freak just started on me today, acting like a God damn maniac-ā
ā® And he RAMBLES too, a D1 Hater and D1 Yapper rolled into one. You fully cannot get him to stop, no room for your commentary until his rant is over, and then you can finally talk about it together.
ā® Also torments himself with come backs he COULD have said weeks later when heās in the shower, then he starts tearing his hair out wondering why he didnāt say that.
ā® And when someone is telling him some drama? He hears some rumours? Oh, best believe heās asking for details. And not because he knows you want them, itās because HE wants them. He acts cool about it though, heās not ruining the āsuaveā persona he has (everyone knows itās bullshit).
ā® He often gets mad at Connie for not asking for the full story when Connieās telling him shit.
ā® The moment he hears something heās texting you.
ā® āBABY!! update on that one coupleās pregnancy scare. sheās actually pregnantššā
ā® When YOU have gossip? Oh my God heās all ears, stops chewing if you guys are eating and just blinks before pushing his plate aside. The gossip is enough to feed him.
ā® Very passionate in his responses.
ā® āTHAT girl said that to YOU? Does she realise sheās constantly flashing her cheap extensions to the entire world 24/7?ā
ā® āSheās surprised he cheated?⦠Canāt lie I thought itād happen WAY sooner.ā
ā® Prime gossip time is any time youāre alone together, free to be an evil as you both want. You get a text, or you text him, notifying each other that there WILL be a debrief that night.
ā® Jean is a sassy bitch.
Eren Jeager
ā® Feels rage 24/7, 365.
ā® But he doesnāt gossip in the traditional sense, he just argues with people and then complains about it. And similarly to Jean, he spends a while quietly raging for about an hour before he just starts screaming about it, complaining some more, and then muttering to himself about it with the ANGRIEST look on his face.
ā® āFucking asshole. Wasnāt even apart of the conversation and he just butts in like that? Saying that shit to me? Holy shit, I shouldāve killed him, babe. Fuckfuckfuck-ā And heās pacing.
ā® He doesnāt even gossip about things that have actually happened, he just talks mad shit about people because heās so easily upset.
ā® When he does have gossip, he either doesnāt think itās a big deal, or doesnāt care too much, so he only brings it up if you mention something in relation to what he knows.
ā® āOh yeah, this restaurant is giving a discount to couples so I was thinking we could go out with James and Veronica-ā
āNah, they broke up like two weeks ago. We can go with Sasha and Niccolo instead.ā
āWait- Two weeks? You knew and didnāt tell me?!ā
ā⦠Didnāt think it was a big deal?ā
ā® When you have gossip, again heās not all too interested. He lets you talk, of course, but he doesnāt respond with much other than hums and āShit, really?ā, that kind of thing.
ā® UNLESS itās about someone he fucking hates, then heās interested, because heās been praying on their downfall. Manifesting it, honestly. And heās so glad itās finally happened.
ā® āWait, who? Floch as in that weirdo that keeps riding my dick? Ha! No fuckinā way. He deserved that shit.ā
ā® Then the conversation is no longer about your gossip, but how much he hates whoever the gossip was about.
ā® So much anger inside this man, I swear.
ā® Prime gossip time is honestly whenever anyone pisses him off. He will loudly talk shit right next to that person, and you canāt tell if itās because he has no social awareness, or if he just doesnāt care.
Connie Springer
ā® THIS GUY IS FUNNYYYYY
ā® A lot of inside jokes for people you both mutually dislike, and heās referencing them constantly. Even in conversation with other people who donāt know, and when he does this he just side eyes you, trying to get you to laugh.
ā® If he sees something stupid in public, or something on reels or Tik Tok that reminds him of said person, heās sending it to you. Followed by some bitchy ass comment.
ā® āErenās no.1 d-rider ahh reelā
ā® ā____ when thereās no Imagine Dragons playing at the functionā
ā® Worst case of blabber mouth the world has ever seen. He tells you stuff no one else is meant to know, and he tells all the gossip given to him by you accidentally to almost everyone he knows. Then he imagines how mad youāll get at him so he shuts the fuck up, only leaving them with half the story. Jean is furious every time.
ā® āStop telling me shit if you canāt give me the details, Connie!ā
ā® āSorrysorry! Y/n would kill me if I told you the rest. Like fully serve my own dick and balls to me on a silver platter.ā
ā® When you have gossip, heās cackling the whole time. Cracking jokes in between your tidbits of information, which makes which what should be a five minute story about twenty minutes long.
ā® Heightens the theatrics just for shits and giggles, his gasps are exceptionally loud and his āWHAT?ās are so loud they hurt your ears, but itās Connie so you just canāt be mad.
ā® Prime Gossip time is late nights when you canāt sleep, and everything just becomes ten times funnier because itās 3AM and youāre absolutely delirious.
ā® Rolling about the bed, clutching your stomachs while tears run down your face. Donkey ass laughs and witchy sounding cackles. Something is said that makes it all even funnier, and then you both just repeat that one phrase until laughing physically hurts.
#kacey talks <3#jean kirstein x reader#aot fanfiction#aot connie#aot jean#eren jeager x reader#eren yeager x reader#eren yeager#connie springer x reader#connie springer#attack on titan connie#jean kirschtien#attack on titan jean#jean kirstein#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan
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Yuji and his girl cuddling for the first time pls!!
First time cuddling with Yuji
Yuji was sitting under a tree at Jujutsu Tech, staring up at the leaves dancing in the wind. It was a peaceful day, a light breeze maintaining a comfortable temperature outside. He let out a long sigh, closing his eyes as he tried to relax to the best of his ability. It had been a strenuous week. Gojo had been pushing everyone harder to reach their limits in rigorous training and sparring sessions.
As you walked over to the spot Yuji texted you to meet at, you were practically dead on your feet yourself from the training. His eyes flutter open as he hears footsteps coming up from behind. He perked up and started smiling as soon as he saw you, you could practically see his imaginary tail wagging. You plop down next to him, utterly exhausted from the rigorous training gojo sensei had been putting us through this week. Training with Maki was not for the weak. āHey Yuji, I finally managed to drag myself over here.ā
He chuckled at how tired you looked. "You okay there? I'm honestly surprised Maki didn't break you in half." He couldn't help but slightly chuckle at how exhausted and out of it you looked. Sitting next you her, he bumped his shoulder into yours. "At least it's Friday so we don't have to get up for training tomorrow morning." You subconsciously move closer to him so your thighs are touching. He looks back down at you as you get closer to him, a little surprised at the sudden change of the distance between you two but not minding.
āWe should totally do something tomorrow to decompressā you start, āI know youāve been wanting to see that new Human Earthworm movieā¦ā You look up at him and notice the genuine grin spreading across his face. "Yeah? You wanna see it with me?" He chirps excitedly, his eyes already lighting up. You pause to think for a second. No, you donāt want to see the movie about earthworms. But you do want to make yuji happy and spend time with him. So, you nod and smile at him. āOf course!! Iād love to see it with you.ā
The smile on his face grew larger and his brown eyes softened with fondness at your answer. "Great. Then it's a date." He playfully bumped his shoulder into yours with more strength and leaned on you slightly as an arm snaked around your waist to pull you closer. Being so close with Yuji, you canāt help but be a bit flustered. Youāve been dating for a few months sure, but you two usually just hugged or held hands. His arm wrapped around your waist was new, but not unwanted either.
Your cheeks flush slightly at the contact, not expecting it. Yuji notices your faintly rosy cheeks as he keeps his arm around your waist, bringing his other hand up and lightly pinching your cheek. "Aww, are you blushing? Don't tell me you're getting flustered, thatās so cute!!" He smirked, teasing you as he gently squished your cheek. You glance up at him, and you canāt help but subtly admiring his features.
āYou know, I like being close with you like this. Itās relaxing and I can let my guard down with you.ā You say softly. His expression softens at your statement, his hand on your waist moving up to fully wrap his arm around you. He pulls you even closer, close enough that he could feel your warmth and smell the faint scent of your body wash and shampoo. "Yeah. It is pretty relaxing." Yuji leans in a little, resting his head on top of yours.
Your eyes droop slightly. Youāve been waking up early almost everyday to get through this training week and it has definitely taken a slight toll on you. āI swear if I relax any further I think I might doze off.ā You murmur, trying to keep your eyes open. Yuji couldn't help but let out a small chuckle at her statement. He could tell that you were tired, your words becoming almost mumbled and sleepy. He could feel you practically melting in his embrace. "Tired, huh?" He asks softly, raising a hand to lightly run his fingers through your hair. "You can take a little nap if you want. I don't mind." Yuji leaned back against the tree, bringing you with him so that your head was resting on his chest.
That was all you needed, youāre knocked out almost five minutes later, snoring against him and being totally relaxed, being comforted by his warmth. Yuji chuckled quietly when you immediately fell asleep. He kept his arm wrapped around your waist, his other hand still playing with your hair. He was glad that you felt comfortable enough to sleep soundly against him like this. The motion of Yuji running his fingers through your hair was not only soothing for you, but for him too. He finds himself dozing off not long after you, you two cuddling under the tree in a nap. Later, Megumi and Nobara found you two napping under the tree together and snapped a bunch of pictures, already planning on how to terrorize Yuji with these.
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match up exchange for @ilyless
has to be takuma :)
ā® Takuma, to me, is a person whoās down for anything and everything. He loves a girl who is diverse in her hobbies and interests because it opens up a whole new world of dates and fun things to do together, and itās even better when youāre getting him into a hobby or interest he hasnāt really been into or considered before.
ā® Heās also a guy who loves to eat, most dates centre around food I fear, as in they always start at a new restaurant neither of you have tried before, and since neither of you are all that picky, thereās usually no complaints! In my head, heās absolutely started a tier list of your favourite ones so after a while you guys can circle back to the best ones when you run out of new restaurants to try. Korean BBQ is S tier for him.
ā® Takuma loves how you express yourself, and if youāre comfortable, heās always asking to read something new you have written, or heās texting you frantically asking if you know how to play a specific song he loves. āBABEBABE do yk how to play runaway by kanye on the piano????ā
ā® He isnāt all that into musical theatre himself, but as Iāve said, heās a guy down for anything, especially if itās something his girl likes. So musical soundtracks? They are on playlists for road trips. Has he ever seen that musical? No. But does he still know the lyrics? Yes, yes he does, and he will be screaming them very terribly. A new musical you like is showing nearby? Date night is sorted, followed by Korean BBQ.
He also fucks with Hamilton.
ā® Conversation flows easily between the two of you, because before being just a couple, youāre best friends first. Friends who kiss and sometimes do other stuff, basically. Thereās a copious amount of inside jokes that donāt make sense to anyone but you two, movies are often forgotten and discarded because one little thing said in the film reminds you of a funny memory, and then it becomes a yap sesh.
ā® HUMOUR! Humour is the one thing that brought you two close enough to begin dating in the first place. Small, polite jokes that you make around acquaintances until you both realised how similar your sense of humour is, and then the jokes escalated. They came out more easily, they were less shy, and your laughs were less polite and cute sounding. Eventually, full belly laughs, snorts, and wheezes. Genuine tears.
ā® Heās amazing at not taking life too seriously until he has to. Sure, his sorcery is important to him, and heās fighting tooth and nail for that first grade promotion, and he strives to impress the āI donāt praise or disparageā Nanami Kento, but with you? Life is easy, thereās no stress, no missions, he doesnāt have to be on task, he can just be. You are his solace, and his peace, his home away from home, and his relaxation.
ā® Takuma is a boy who is down bad, so heās a guy for all love languages honestly. Whatever youāre willing to give him, heās snatching it up greedily, but in terms of what he gives you? Itās everything, although of course, mostly what you prefer to receive. As much time as he can give with his busy schedule of missions, and you always get to choose. Stay in or go out, itās always your call. A cute idea you found on Tik Tok, of course heās willing to try! Just stay in and binge movies and bad TV, of course, but letās do a snack run first :)
ā® I also feel like heās a guy who actually gets a bit upset if you call a professional for something. At least let him try first. He wants to do stuff for you! If he canāt fix the leaky pipe, then you are given permission to call a plumber, but give your boyfriend a chance even though he knows nothing about plumbing.
And itās the same with building furniture, helping you move, getting a spider, whatever it is, let him try first or heāll he deeply offended.
Realationship Trope
ā® Strangers to lovers, a classic, but that doesnāt make it any less romantic. You met through mutual friends, and never spoke much outside of get togethers until you both started actively searching for the other at gatherings, because no one made him laugh as hard as you, and vice versa.
And then simply, it went from there. Finally, you DMād each other rather than just casually liking the otherās posts. Finally, you got each otherās number, and finally, friendās pushed him to ask you out.
Songs
ā® Cross My Mind - Jill Scott
ā® Some of Your Love - Sherman Sanderson
ā® Everything I Want - beabadoobee
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i find it really funny how some people make nanami and sukuna super formal 24/7 in fics when in the show one of nanamiās first lines was āworking SUCKSā and sukuna just calls people losers and was fucking around with that one curse like āyou and me man!!!ššā
like they can have silly moments too it is not just gojo
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MAZZY STARš©š©
be my angel
āthey say it's me, that makes you do things you might not have doneā
megumi x reader ⢠birthday fic
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Unboxing the small cake from the cardboard box that had held it, you carefully slid it out, turning it by the edges of plate. You smiled at the final result of the order you had placed last week, dark chocolate cake with the least sweet option of frosting the bakery offered, the baker really out did themselves. The next step was to unbox the candles, the white 2ās with a dark blue outline, and carefully placing them on the cake, making sure the words āhappy birthday megumiā spelt in navy blue jelly didnāt get messed up.
Today was your boyfriendās 22nd birthday, and coincidentally just so happened to be your first year anniversary. It was hard to believe an entire year had already passed by since the night you accidentally confessed to him at the āsurpriseā birthday party Yuji had thrown for him.
That night Megumi had already known about his best friendās scheme, and it honestly crossed his mind to avoid it. But at the end of the day, it was you who convinced him to attend. It was always you to drag him along anywhere and everywhere.
When you first met him, could compare Megumi to the personification of melancholy. You know your love hasnāt had an easy life, which you assumed is why you almost always saw him thinking off into space, refreshing his mind of happy memories, yet what seemed to be a sad longing. That was just the way he was. You would learn he didnāt find joy or interest in much materialistic things, instead heād seek comfort and reassurance in actions and words. And slowly, you introduced him to the idea of touch as a love language.
Experiencing something new and so nice in the present, maybe helped him move forward from the past.
People often considered you the most affectionate in the relationship, youād hear teasing comments come from his friends, Yuji or Nobara, about how it was always you to initiate anything between you guys. It was always you who forced him to be included. The thought that maybe you loved him more than he did you had crossed your mind before.
But you knew that wasnāt true. Because Megumi Fushiguro wasnāt the type to love empty. He would do acts of service, he would repay people he felt he owed, even when he didnāt. In his mind, if someone was injured or hurt due to something he couldāve prevented, even when he had no responsibility too, he owed them.
Yet one thing heād never do, is give his heart as a form of payment. And so you thanked whatever religion out there for the ability to be able to love a man that loved you harder. Because there was no one else he would spend hours into the night talking to, there was no one else heād surrender his body too, no one else that he would put aside his own opinions for and buy whatever material thing you wanted, no one else heād turn his casual acts of service into romantic gestures for, and no one else he whispered āi love youā to while drifting off to sleep.
And yet knowing this you always feared heād leave you, not for another woman, but for the dark reality that existed outside of your relationship. The thoughts that plagued his mind if you let him sink that far deep into his own head. But you swore exactly one year ago, when he had for the first time in his life spilled his heart out to someone, to you, when you both had wandered away from the party, that you wouldnāt ever let him drown. You wouldnāt let him be lonely, and so thatās why you try so hard to include him, to fit him in.
You placed the gifts you had gotten your boyfriend next to the cake on the table. A wrapped vinyl he had been eyeing every time you wandered past the record shop, a bag of books you knew had been on his reading list for ages that he himself probably forgot about, and a pendant you had carefully chosen out for him, the main reason being the stone matched his eyes almost perfectly.
Just as you stepped back you heard the front door of your apartment open, signalling your boyfriendās arrival. After choosing to celebrate your anniversary earlier in the day, you planned him to come over at the end to celebrate his birthday. Making whatever excuse to have a buffer of time between to be able to pick up his cake, and bring out his gifts.
Megumi was surprised at the sight of the set up, his heart skipping a beat at just the idea of you taking a moment to appreciate him. He was almost startled when you moved next to him and held onto his arm.
āhappy birthday āgumiā¦.ā
Megumi looked at you, his eyes meeting yours and his lips twitching into the small smile you had grown to recognize.
āā¦thank you.ā
You smiled back at him, tugging his arm and pulling him over to the table, sitting him down in the chair in front of the cake. Megumi letting out a short amused huff watched as you picked the lighter off the table, and quickly lit the ā22ā candles placed on top of it.
āā¦make a wish!ā
The smile was still spread across his lips, before he blew gently, mainly to amuse you. You ruffled his hair in response, before wrapping your arms around his shoulders and placing your chin on the top of his head.
āwhatād you wish for?ā
ācanāt say.ā
You huffed playfully, placing a small kiss on the top of his head, āWhy?ā
Megumi wasnāt superstitious, in fact he didnāt really have any sort of beliefs like that at all, but even then he would admit that he wouldnāt risk anything to have his wish not come true. Because he couldnāt handle if you loving him forever didnāt become a reality.
āācause then it wonāt come trueā¦ā
You laughed, before reaching out to the cake and scooping frosting on your finger only to smudge it on his face. He huffed and pouted, only to immediately return the favor, turning around and smudging frosting acrossing you cheek.
Both letting out a quiet laugh as you pulled out the chair next to him and sat down, scooping up frosting on your finger again, but this time smudging it on his lips, only to lean in and clean them through a kiss.
The taste of Megumi and the slight sweetness of the frosting was intoxicating, and when he pulled back first, gently cupping your face, the glint in his eyes made you understand he was more than happy.
āhappy birthday angel,ā you whispered, wiping the leftover frosting off the tip of his nose.
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can we leave this bum and get w alla them PLEASEEEEš©š©
Mr. Steal Yo Girl!! Summary: Your current bf texts the JJK boy asking them to back off but they have other plans!
ź„Includes: S Gojo. S Geto. K Nanami. T Fushiguro. S Kong. A Todo. R Sukuna. Y Itadori. M Fushiguro. T Inumaki. C Kamo. N Zenin. I Takuma.
TW: Swearing! Some of them are suggestive.



























Surprise!! The smau's are backkkkš I'm feeling much better after that short break and I am ready to make more smaus! Requests are still open! Enjoy!
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D1 Haters
Synopsis: Which JJK boys are good to gossip with?
Warnings: maybe ooc idc im having fun while im writing tbftpbr part three :D
Itadori Yuuji
ā® Heās such a sweet, kind boy. Always sees the best in people. He doesnāt listen to rumours, and has never been one to bad mouth people. But some things really piss him off. Rudeness, genuinely just mean, inconsiderate people who ruin otherās days for no good reason. He hates that.
ā® So, when given the chance, this boy is going OFF about it. In your dorm, youāre doing your makeup, studying, watching a movie, and he suddenly just starts yapping.
ā® Alwayās starts off with an āIām sorry, but-ā
ā® āLike, Iām sorry, but literally who even says that to a person?! Like, itās so rude-ā
ā® Big believer in not insulting what people canāt control, so heās not commenting on looks or financial situations (like calling someone broke) but heās absolutely tearing apart their words and actions.
ā® āI just dunno what kinda person even thinks of doing that? Itās so mean and weird-ā
ā® If he says something a little too mean he feels kind of bad about it, and back tracks. āWaitwait- No, that wasnāt cool of me. But my point still stands, right?ā and youāre just nodding like āYouāre so right, babe.ā
ā® When YOU have gossip? Heās all ears, but you definitely have to remind him of whoās who I fear.
ā® āAnd then Amyās boyfriend started flirting with this other girl, literally while she was in the same room-ā
āWhoās her boyfriend again?ā
āGreasy hair, dirty fingernails?ā
āOhhhh!! That guy! Yeah, I remember!!ā
āSo anyway, he was flirting with this other girl for like twenty minutes until Amy finally noticed-ā
āBabe⦠I forget who Amy is.ā
ā® He may not have a good memory! But this boy is a diva, so interactive and lets you know heās listening with dramatic gasps and āNo way!ās and āReally?ās.
ā® Absolutely a boyfriend who forgets to ask for details.
āBut yeah. Long story short, he cheated on her.ā
āWith who?ā
āUh⦠I didnāt ask.ā
āOkay, well when? Was it just a fling or was it like, a whole other relationship on the side.ā
āI⦠I donāt know?ā
āWhat do you know?ā
ā® Prime gossip time is late at night with snacks and a forgotten movie. Especially if youāve just gotten a text from a friend about something juicy, then youāre slapping his shoulder going āBaby! Baby! Guess what just happened-ā and heās ALL in because gf gossip is better than a movie
Fushiguro Megumi
ā® A hater. A bitch. A shit talker. But heās classy about it. He conducts himself with SOME decorum, at least.
ā® He doesnāt make gossip his whole personality, he doesnāt rush to tell you something, which means sometimes he brings stuff up two weeks after it actually fucking happened, but at least heās telling you.
ā® Genuinely surprisingly sassy and his insults are devastating. Could destroy bloodlines. Iād genuinely rather give him my first born than give him the opportunity to insult me.
ā® He gets silently ticked off until he just comes out with it, zero context.
ā® āI donāt even know who the fuck he thinks he is. With that sorry excuse of a moustache heās growing out too-ā
ā® Eventually you just have to learn who heās talking about without context. So in your mind you have everyone he slanders under little nicknames because he barely uses their real ones.
āDonkey Laugh is the pretentious barista who judges his order every single time.ā
āCheap cologne but tells everyone he wears Dior Savauge is that one guy from his middle school who made fun of Megumiās hair once.ā
And thatās how you remember.
ā® When you tell him the juicy little stories you have, he tries so hard to pretend heās above it. Responds in grunts and āOh?ās until you A) Tell him something someone did to YOU, then heās mad or B) Tell him something especially shocking that ruins his nonchalantness.
ā® āAnd after all of that she told me I was āwhineyā and said she doesnāt know how you put up with me :(ā
ā® āShe said that to YOU?ā
ā® Opposite of Yuuji, he remembers EVERYTHING, and he lets you know too.
ā® āYou remember Emily, right?ā
āThat girl who got with her best friendās ex like a week after they broke up? Yeah. Whatād she do this time?ā
āOkay, so, turns out she was actually with her best friendās ex while they were still together. Like cheating, can you believe it?ā
ā® Prime gossip time is when you both get bored of studying. Youāre mid chemistry study session, you can tell youāre both getting bored so you ease into the gossip, just to make it seem like you havenāt entirely given up on your flash cards yet.
ā® āSo⦠Yuuta and Maki. They seem close⦠right?ā
āYeah⦠wonder whatās up with that?..ā
āā¦ā
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āOkay so when are they gonna finally start dating because Iām losing my mind waiting-ā
āI think Yuutaās just a pussy when it comes to her.ā
Inumaki Toge
ā® Do not let his silence fool you. Heās a little bitch and a D1 hater. You think heās all sunshine and rainbows because he takes care of the flowers (my shayla)??? WRONG. Heās a cutie, heās sweet and heās helpful, but if he could talk heād absolutely be a little shit stirrer.
ā® If someone is being weird in front of you guys, doing something a little odd or bitchy, being rude or obnoxious, heās tapping your shoulder and pointing to your phone, silently saying ālook at what I just texted you.ā
ābro thinks heās timmy tough knucklesšš„ā
āik this girl isnāt talking about being cringe when she was a dream stan two years ago.ā
āthis guy looks like if mayonnaise was a person what the hellyā
Also has a reaction pic for every single possible scenario.
ā® Heās so funny, I just know it.
ā® He doesnāt just talk about drama, Inumaki Toge is the drama. He started a school GC for the first and second years and gives periodic updates on gossip, purposely says shit he knows is gonna make Megumi tear his hair out, and (along with Panda) drops the most OBVIOUS hints about Yuuta liking Maki purely because itās funny to see Yuuta panic.
ā® When youāre alone I think heās very good at communicating through facial expressions, theyāre never cartoonishly dramatic, but he wants to let you know heās actually following along without needing to constantly be texting you replies.
ā® Prime gossip time is basically whenever, if someone thinks heās texting you about them (even in a group setting) you can easily make an excuse and say he was asking you about homework, but he doesnāt really worry about getting caught because this man lives for shits and giggles.
Okkotsu Yuuta
ā® Does not gossip himself, intentionally. He just has a blabber mouth, accidentally spills secrets to you he was not meant to tell anyone. But youāre his girlfriend so does it really count?
ā® This results in you begging for the rest of the story, and since he already told you, well why not!?
āWait- Oh God, I wasnāt meant to tell anyone that.ā
āCāmon! You may as well tell me nowwww!ā
āI⦠Okay fine, but you canāt tell anyone else!ā
ā® Big believer in Yuuta x mean girl so thatās what Iām going with here.
ā® Supports all your rights and wrongs, like āGo you, baby!ā even if youāre taking the insults too far but no one else is around to hear you so itās fine⦠isnāt it?
ā® You ramble when you gossip, absolutely no room for any of his commentary so heās just gasping, making interested faces and going āmhm?ā.
ā® Gets details because he knows youāll freak out if he only gives you like 10% of the story.
āSo yeah⦠we broke up.ā
āOh! Uh⦠Okay⦠why?ā
āDude, I dunno, we just werenāt working out.ā
āOh, Iām sorry⦠So, why werenāt you working out?ā
He will not stop until he gets details simply because he refuses to come to you empty handed.
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ISLAND IN THE SUN IS VALID AS HELLLLL
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inc; satoru, suguru, nanami, megumi, yuji, toge, yuta.
cont; suggestiveness.
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sometimes i wonder what headcanons people would have for me if i was a fictional character
i feel like iād be offended by a lot of themš
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started kimi ni todoke and iām already on season 2!!! BUT IM SO FRUSTRATED LMAOO
sawako is such a cutie and i love her but how does she misinterpret literally everything anyone says to her like GIRL HE JUST LIKES YOU OHMYGAWDDDDšš
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