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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
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Let me tell you guys something right now, if your weird obsessive behavior towards someone lasts ten years, a full fucking decade, that’s gay. That is gay. That is homoerotic. Why are you still obsessed with bro after ten years.
Darth maul…fucking gay. I don’t even ship Obi x Maul but searching some bitch out all the time to the ends of the galaxy…you’re gay
Darth Fucking Vader…gayest of the gay. Bruh was living and breathing Obi-Wan Kenobi. Even Palps was like “uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, what’s going on over here buddy” bro was only ever thinking about Kenobi. The Rebellion? Nah fuck them bitches, I want Kenobi. That is homoerotic bro, why are you in the bacta tank thinking about him, you have a job bro. Go do your job buddy.
Fucking English cigarettes, I swear to the Lord and all that is holy. I swear on Luke fucking Skywalker’s lightsaber that shit is fucking gay.
I don’t care if that bitch mutilated you, Dooku cut off Anakin’s arm and he was still out there being relatively normal. Why the hell are you lusting after Obi in the bacta tank. Good God my man.
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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise
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Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron.
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"Obi-Wan had lifted the metal access panel, only to find twelve-year-old Anakin stowed away, having fallen asleep in the warm ambience and rumbling metal above the sublight drive, the heat reminding him of a Tatooine evening." ANAKIN SNEAKING ONTO OBI-WAN'S SHIP WHEN HE WAS A YOUNGLING: CANON NOW (Star Wars: Brotherhood | Mike Chen)
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in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

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The Simpsons, Season 5, Episode 15: Deep Space Homer
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