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unicorn floatie hozier! @rembrandtswife
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confession time: the first time i listened to july by hozier instead of hearing âwinter wore me out like i was pradaâ i heard âwinter wore me out like i was breadâđ§ââď¸ but dw guys with this one i was like âwtf why he would say that??â and then read the lyrics immediately
#my bad guys#is this embarrassing#july#hozier lyrics#unreal unearth#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#luvwitheverystranger
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me & the girls (you guys)
#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#hozier lyrics#unreal unearth#hozier fandom#i need friends#looking for mutuals#wasteland baby#abstract (psychopomp)#unknown / nth#i carrion (icarian)#the hoziest#luvwitheverystranger
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not sure if this really matches BUT THE POINT IS JUST THAT THE VIBES ARE DIFFERENT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#hozier fandom#hozier lyrics#i need friends#looking for mutuals#luvwitheverystranger#the hoziest#unreal unearth#wasteland baby
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i donât want flowers i want to be youthfully felt cause god iâve never felt young
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you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves
Mary Oliver - Wild Geese
(commission for the lovely rori)
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ouuu thank you for you the tag!! :D
song you most recently listened to: currently listening to âshrike (live at windmill lane studios)â by hozier, but âforget herâ by jeff buckley was playing before this.
single most underrated band you listen to: i started listening to this band called breakup shoes in middle school & theyâre pretty cool
songs that you listen to if you need a pick-me-up: âlife is a highwayâ by rascal flatts and âdrift awayâ by uncle kracker (both always remind me of being a little girl with my dad in his old truck).
favorite and/or most listened to podcast: so, i donât really listen to podcasts⌠will take some recommendations, though!
song lyrics youâd rewind a song for (specifically because of the words): âiâm staring at my hands red ruddy skin, i donât understand how did they betray me? what did i do? i never touched you how i wanted toâ - âtriple dog dareâ by lucy dacus. that part just ALWAYS gets me.
âthen when i met you, my virtues uncounted all of my goodness is goinâ with you now dragging along following your form hung like the pelt of some prey you had wornâ - âshrikeâ by hozier. i replay this song over and over; it is so good, and i want it injected into my soul.
song lyric youâd rewind a song for (specifically because of how itâs sung): âif i was a blackthorn tree iâd wanna be felled by you held by you fuel the pyre of your enemiesâ - ânfwmbâ by hozier because the way he sings it oh my GOD
favorite albums: âwasteland, baby!â - hozier, âhistorianâ - lucy dacus), and âtuskâ - fleetwood mac
favorite album released in the last year: âunreal unearth: unendingâ - hozier
food youâre craving right now: hmm mozeralla sticks
favorite type of weather: mid-50s, cloudy but still sunny, NO WIND!
ideal time to sleep: depends⌠usually 1 am to 9am.
dream job: elementary school teacher!!! iâm hoping to teach second or first grade once i graduate :))
dream music collab: HOZIER & LUCY DACUS!! soo not even a dream itâs a reality
one piece of advice for your past or future self: to my past self: girl, pls put down the bleach, your hair does not look good. LOL kidding!! but for real, advice: itâs okay to be weird!! someday, youâll have friends who love you because of it :)
anyone who wants to do this, please do!! i would love to read it lol!!
Tag game
Song you listened to most recently: I Don't Know Why I Like You But I Do by The Wombats, phone just moved onto Butchered Tongue by Hozier
Single most underrated band you listen to: Stornoway (obviously, as if my relentless posting about them wasn't the clue you needed)
Song that you listen to if you need a pick me up: Magnificent (She Says) by Elbow
Favourite and/or most listened to podcast: Elis James and John Robins (again that's an obvious one whoops) although I binged all of Midnight Burger lately and it's so good
Song lyric you'd rewind a song for (specifically because of the words): "Home's only a feeling you get in your mind, from the people you live and you travel beside" from Fuel Up by Stornoway or "my liver may be fucked but my heart is honest" from Things That Stop You Dreaming by Passenger, "how the mouth must be emplyed in every corner of itself" from Butchered tongue by Hozier
Song lyric you'd rewind a song for (specifically because of how it's sung): I have an entire doc compiling lyrics like this but the bit in Orange Juice by Noah Kahan where he sings "and filled you with anger", the bit in I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie where they sing "catholic school, as vicious as roman rule" and for Hozier songs, "Hold me like water or christ hold me like a knife" from Who We Are and "the first time that you kissed me I drank dry the river Lethe" from First Time.
Favourite album: Beachcomber's Windowsill by Stornoway has been my favourite for 15 years so I'd probably have to pick that, but Hozier, The Wombats, Maisie Peters and Death Cab For Cutie are all very very close behind.
Favourite album released in the last year: I'm cheating and picking one for 2025 and one for the last full year, so Oh! The Ocean by the Wombats for this year, Unreal Unearth: Unending for last year.
Food you're craving right now: I am craving literally no food and this is a PROBLEM, I'd eat a sorbet if I had some nearby though
Favourite type of weather: Warm in the sun but cool in the shade, enough breeze that you aren't too warm but not too cold if you're sitting still, t shirt and jeans ideally.
Ideal time to sleep and wake up: 2:30am and between 11:30 and 12:30
Dream job: I always say I'd like to be an academic with some pastoral role, which is true but ideally I'd do that most of the time and then an author the rest of the time.
Dream music collab: Stornoway and Hozier, this blog would be fucking incomprehensible.
One piece of advice for your past or future self: Just because an experience didn't go the way you wanted or expected, doesn't mean it wasn't worth it.
no pressure tags: @horneboy @consideratesea @sillycartoonhozier @gonnalivedespitetheevils @hellkitepriest @nojglisrenaissance @angelheon @quillinhand @bellaa-boos @luvwitheverystranger @lifemod17
plus anyone else who wants to do it - sorry to the few mutuals tumblr jsut refused to let me tag for some damn reason
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Bitches be like âIâm fineâ but has some Hozier song on repeat for 5 days now.
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hey (with the intention of stealing a Lexus, being detectives riding around picking up clues, naming our children Jackie and Wilson and raising them on rhythm and blues)
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hozier fandom is split into two groups group a. which is normal people who like him and think he is funny and nice and are respectful about the fan content they make and group b. which is people who for some reason choose to infatanlize him and reinforce Irish stereotypes and ignore the symbolism of his music as well as his politics and activism and honestly I feel like we should kill group b with hammers
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ahahahahaha⌠is this funny or not???đ§ââď¸
#never seen this show#oh well#idk who this bald guy is#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#hozier fandom#hozier lyrics#i need friends#looking for mutuals#hozier debut#wasteland baby#unreal unearth#luvwitheverystranger#the hoziest
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âthese days, i think i owe my life to flowers that were left here by my mother and ainât that like them⌠gifting life to you againâ HAS to make my top 5 hozier lyrics like iâm sorry i just love it SO much
#i love hozier#unreal unearth#first time#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#hozier lyrics#luvwitheverystranger
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hereâs more cartoon hozier, but i fear the flower one looks too much like alex ryan
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If you think the main draw to Pride and Prejudice is "enemies to lovers with a rich man" then you've explicitly missed the point.
The draw is "rich haughty man realizes the error of his ways, makes sincere attempts to rectify his mistakes, and in the end expects literally nothing in return because he does genuinely truly love the girl who rejected him and he didn't want her to ever believe she 'owed' him or that he did it merely to get in her good graces"
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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?
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hyper fixation so bad that iâve ditched lofi girl and now listen to hozier instrumentals while doing my homeworkâŚ.
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me every night before going to bed (real)
#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#i love hozier#hozier fandom#hozier lyrics#i need friends#looking for mutuals#hozier debut#wasteland baby#unreal unearth#luvwitheverystranger#the hoziest
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