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haha ʳᵉᵃʳʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘᵗˢ

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Speaking my honest truth here

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Buzz Buzz Bitch

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Y/n: I don't give a damn about the spider verse or the world being in trouble or how weirdly handsome you are, you will NOT be chasing down my god damn nephew like you got no damn sense!!!!!

Miguel:....

Y/n:......

Miguel: *blush* You think I look handsome?

Y/n: *red face from embarrassment and anger* That is irrelevant!!!

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*Soap trying to cuddle Ghost but he keeps pushing him away*

Soap: This was supposed to be a cuddle! Not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!

Ghost: I’M TRYING TO WORK-!

Soap, climbing onto Ghost’s desk: I DON’T CARE! COME HERE-

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you know what I mean….

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R/n: Simon, we gotta go! We’re late!

Ghost: I’m just grabbing coffee.

R/n: We’ll get it on the way!

Ghost: Stop nagging me!

R/n: How am I nagging you?

Ghost: You’re talking.

Soap: Yeah, you two are definitely married.

Ghost & R/n, glare at him: Shut the fuck up.

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Ghost is showing new takedown tactics for Task Force 141:

Alright now who would like to volunteer to do this new exercise with me?

Y/N immediately puts their hand up

Soap who is standing next to them immediately put their arm down: Put your hand down Widow.

Ghost catches a glimpse that Soap put his hand up: Alright Johnny your up.

Y/N grumbles mutters under their breath as Soap walks up to Ghost: Lucky…..Ghost Blocker

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I wanna get dominated by big hunky delicious meat sucking, ass twitching, pussy throbbing, hands jacking, mouth squeaking, cock spilling, balls hanging, ass clapping, eye rolling, feet curling, throat itching, boobs bouncing, thick and strong military men. Very desperate its not even funny anymore </3

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R/n: Simon, we gotta go! We’re late!

Ghost: I’m just grabbing coffee.

R/n: We’ll get it on the way!

Ghost: Stop nagging me!

R/n: How am I nagging you?

Ghost: You’re talking.

Soap: Yeah, you two are definitely married.

Ghost & R/n, glare at him: Shut the fuck up.

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(Soap and R/n are running out of time trying to diffuse a bomb)

Soap: Whatever happens, it’s been fun.

R/n: No, it hasn’t. Cut the wire!

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Bruce to Y/n: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Young Dick: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?!??!?!

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play the mf game if ur gonna write shit fanfics abt it jesus christ u new fans are so insufferable. it’s insane JUST how out of character and how stupid you all write everything.

Cry bitch

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Y/n: "I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?"

König: "A leaf? Nein, a feather!."

Y/n: "Correct!."

König: *happy German noises*

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Y/n: "What is more useful when it is broken?."

König: *mumbles in German* "... Ein ei?." [An egg]

Y/n: *translates* "Correct!."

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Me: *laying on the ground*

Klaus: what's up with her?

Five: she wanted to be friends with the cube thing but it tried to kill her.

Me: HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER AND I WILL BE HIS BEST FRIEND

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Oh how I love timothee chalamet, neil perry, Kento yamazaki and nijiro murakami

Why can’t men be real

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