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these guys are . . . not quite seals ? hmmm . . .
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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Confirmed
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I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites
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Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"
And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching
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Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
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I wanted to share, I like to call this one shrimp mode :-)
Oh, its understandable!
But my crazy landlady calls my loaf style fried shrimp mode (えびふらいすたいる)
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Birds in converse! Idk why I just drew it. And I'm making stickers with them!
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A pair of gold earrings with carnelian duckies, Macedonian, 4th-3rd century BC
from The Virginia Museum of Fine Arts
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