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@camillius-bastant

the little boy who created the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom was at the live show tonight, and when the McElroys asked where he was, they couldn’t see him, so his dad lifted him up Circle of Life-style and people shone their phone flashlights and SURPRISE, HE WAS THE TINIEST CUTEST ANGUS MCDONALD

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Beautiful <3

I am filled with hatred but this still came out okayish

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I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. It’s pretty brilliant.

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the DM: Okay, at the end of the hallway is a stone door with no visible locks, latches, or opening mechanisms. Carved into the stone is an inscription that reads, “What is the sound of silence?”

the bard, instantly:  ♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪

DM: …………………Oh my god. I forgot-

bard:  ♪ I’ve come to talk with you again ♪

DM: No, that’s not the answer- 

bard:  ♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

DM: Here, I’ve got my notes, let me change the riddle-

bard:  ♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping  ♪

DM: Please-

bard, emphatically now:  ♪ AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN  ♪

DM: IT’S NOT-

bard:  ♪ STILL REMAINS ♪

DM: I’M BEGGING-

bard:  ♪ WITHIN THE SOUND ♪

DM: PLEASE-

bard:  ♪ OF SILENCE ♪

DM, with a visibly broken spirit: …Yeah, okay. The door swings open.

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kravitz: look i know youre excited to finally meet my boyfriend, but can you please tone it down on the dramatics? just for tonight?

the raven queen, who had already invested in a fog machine and a staircase made of bones to descend upon: … ill see what i can do

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The baby dragon is dissapointed in you.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

Well maybe I'm disappointed in the baby dragon. How about that?

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My profile is ready for autumn!!

Repainted, so to speak. 🍁🍃

@arengnera

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It’s medicinal.

My Gnoll Soldier’s Nat 20 diplomacy response when questioned about the 20 pounds of C4 he was carrying. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

Mhmm medicinal... 👍

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@camillius-bastant Your boy Klarg <3

Travis: Just for clarity, so I can write it down, is he human-sized, ogre-sized-

Griffin: He is humanoid, but he’s about seven feet tall? Big- big and burly.

Justin: Oh my god, I know who it is. It’s the bugbear. It’s the bugbear!

Travis: It’s my hugbear!

Justin: Klarg! It’s Klarg!

Griffin: You see a single tear fall from his eye.

Travis: (singing) I’m gonna have to punch!

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Mmmmm yes

Another batch! Trying a few new materials with this one, and different ways to make the ends of the necklaces. Please check out my etsy shop here, and I’m always interested to hear ideas for custom necklaces!

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Adorable.

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You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fungus guys

our barbarian upon seeing a hoard of small fungus creatures (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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Barry: How's the most beautiful person in the universe doing today?

Lup: I don't know, how are y--

Taako, from the other room: I'M FINE, THANKS

Lup: TAAKO WE HAVE THE SAME FACE

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So freakin' into these

Finally, a new batch! I’ve recently been moving into a new city for a job, which is very exciting but I missed working on these! As always, these can be found at my etsy shop here, and I’m always open to custom orders - just tell me what you have in mind!

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I like to think that Angus still does detective work after Story and Song. It seems like something he was really proud of, so I don’t think he’d give it up completely. Of course, he has so much else going on in his life now that he’s probably more selective with his cases - ones that need to be solved quickly, interesting ones, ones that have everyone else stumped, that kind of thing. And it’s usually not murder cases anymore, so it’s a much safer line of work.

Angus also now has an enviable list of consultants.

“Good morning, Taako! I had a question about a seasoning that I haven’t heard of before, but I thought you might be familiar with it? It’s called - what? It’s not… it’s not that early in the morning, it’s almost noon! …I’m sorry I woke you.”

“Thank you for calling me back, Magnus! I actually had a question about woodworking, specifically… oh? Yes, I remember the new puppies. Wait, really? You mean it? Thank you so much! I, I can’t keep a dog on campus, would it be okay if it stays with you?”

“Mavis, could you ask your dad if Pan worshippers are required to keep a garden? And if a garden of exclusively poisonous plants is acceptable? Oh, no, I have his number it’s just that he’s not answering again…”

“Good evening, Madame Lucretia! I, I was wondering, the view from the moon base lets you see the layout of Neverwinter pretty clearly, right? So, if a street wasn’t marked on any official maps, you’d still be able to see it from there, right? …yes ma’am, school is going very well. It’s not a dangerous case, I promise, and I’m being very careful.”

“Lup? I’m glad I caught you! I had a question, if you don’t mind, about explosives? Do you know how much magic power it would take to level a building, say, three stories high? …Lup? No, no you don’t have to test it! Please don’t actually blow up a building! That would be very bad!”

“Barry, I’m sorry I know this is very sudden but can you please stop Lup from doing whatever it is she’s about to do because I think it might involve blowing up a building and now she won’t answer her stone?”

“Kravitz? I know this is a strange question, but how can you tell a real skeleton from a fake one? …um, thank you for that, but I don’t really want to get that close. It has a sword. And I guess I should have mentioned this first, but it’s actually swinging that sword at me right now? I… would appreciate some help, yes, thank you.”

The actual helpfulness of these consultants is sometimes questionable.

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Barbarian: I have an idea! Rogue: You WHAT?