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Spoken For 🗣️

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Frankly, every metroidvania should have that one boss fight with really unfair mechanics where the boss chamber's doors don't actually lock and you can just run past it. Keeps people on their toes.

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recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

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Drawing of a Greyhound (1910)

— The Chicago Tribune

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the critters

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a mature tardigrade is made up of about 1000 cells. for reference mario in Super Mario 64 had 752 polygons

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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

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fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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my reading addon is waiting approval for firefox and chrome im so nervous. please approve my addon i think it could help at least one other person as much as it's helped me...

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youd think voice dysphoria would make me shut up every now and then

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Wait. Hold on. Hold on a fucking minute.

You’re fucking with me. It doesn’t stay ambiguous?? Spamton and Tenna had CHILDREN together?? Tenna is the puppet master who cursed Spamton’s dick?? It’s canon?? It’s fucking CANON??

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made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound