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"we need more unreliable narrators!!! characters who lie!!!" you guys couldn't even handle shen qingqiu

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everything about shang qinghua makes sense when you realize that he technically went through puberty twice

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i keep forgetting that luo bingge is canonically bisexual

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tomodachi life is such a fun game, until shang qinghua marries the mii of my very own mother instead of my mii, which i created specifically to get together with him

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the way luo binghe is the most interesting character in the entire series, yet he still gets dumbed down to evil rapist crybaby malewife babygirl yandere will never not make me tweak the fuck out

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that one time i heard someone call bingqiu a dark romance and physically felt my life span decrease by forty years

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i block people based on how they talk about luo binghe

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that same priest after he learned that i also like shang qinghua: you know who else was a traitor?

the priest at my church trying to convert me into christianity after he learned that i like shen jiu: you know who else hung out with prostitutes?

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the priest at my church trying to convert me into christianity after he learned that i like shen jiu: you know who else hung out with prostitutes?

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one time i dreamt that i wrote a really popular cumplane fanfic and by popular i mean that it was straight up mentioned in the national news. it became so widely known over the internet that shang qinghua himself showed up at my door to thank me in person. he did that every day and even began bringing me increasingly valuable presents, like, one day, he just gave me an entire fridge and i currently don't own one in real life, which makes it scarier??? anyway, i accepted the gifts, then sent shang qinghua away each time and to this day, i'm still upset about the fact that dream me didn't take the chance and fuck him.

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no matter how bad my day is, i can always take a break and imagine shang qinghua having a worse one

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luo binghe definitely knows that the shen qingqiu he knows isn't shen jiu, but you know who clocked it way before luo binghe could? yue qingyuan.

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they're underappreciated by everyone around them, overworked, barely have morals, their job has something to do with logistics, they both wear blue robes and have brown hair, they're deities in some way or another, they're pathetic, but am i talking about shang qinghua or ling wen?

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as a writer, i feel shang qinghua on a spiritual level because all his struggles are really relatable, but as a reader, i need to impregnate that man

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when i go on pinterest, say "shen jiu is more evil than luo binghe and luo bingge from a realistic point of view", and all of a sudden, there's people in the comments founding the shen jiu rights association and wishing death upon a fictional abuse victim child

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how much do y'all think did ming fan tweak when he realized he'd have to refer to luo binghe as shiniang

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i think the funniest detail about shen qingqiu is that he can't stand ming fan at all