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Classically trained actor on a Star Trek show on their knees begging the writing team for a Shakespeare-themed episode

"It can be in the holodeck!! Or time travel!! I STILL REMEMBER MY LINES AS KING RICHARD"

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

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oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

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Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

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by minimoss

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Everything In My Body Is Clunking Like A Machine

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I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

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here’s my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

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Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

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Maples favourite game that SHE invented is to throw her toy into an Area She's Not Allowed and then get really sad and pouty until we get it and throw it for her

I'm not allowed in the kitchen but my ball is in the kitchen :( how can I get my ball back :( if only someone could helpy me :(

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i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

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would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?