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League of Lazarus band AU ft some ghostbat thoughts

Bruce and Khoa’s relationship is sooo messy and annoying

Ra’s would think they were cute if they weren’t so fucking dramatic and totally killing the post-show vibe on the tour bus with their theatrics

while touring the northeast, Clark (Bruce’s best friend in the entire world) is able to make it to every show in the area, out of support for his bestie. Khoa’s jealous that Bruce spends most of the show looking at Clark and smiling at Clark and not him, and is especially heated over Bruce going off to hang out with Clark after every show instead of coming back to the bus with him.

he broods about it after every show and when Ra’s points it out, Khoa goes “i don’t care what bruce does and i’m not jealous, leave me alone” while very clearly caring, and then he proceeds to give Bruce the silent treatment when Bruce does come back which hurts Bruce’s feelings and makes him mopey and broody.

so Ra’s grabs Khoa and is like “fix it. now. i am at risk of watching you ruin yet another one of your relationships and this time it’s going to effect the band. and if you don’t fix it i’n going to beat you with your own drum sticks AND tweet to the whole world that your name isn’t really anton”

so Khoa gets off his ass and gives Bruce a heartfelt apology and they make up/make out/make love, whatever. and Ra’s gets to enjoy his breakfast the next morning peacefully without watching his two bandmates sit there like sad wet cats refusing to look at each other.

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Superbat hcs?

They're constantly referring to each other as "colleagues" even after all this time

One time Bruce comes home brooding more than usual and when asked he's like "I got into a disagreement with someone at the office"

Or Clark triple-checking that his suit and tie look right because he doesn't wanna embarrass himself at a work dinner with Bruce

Clark randomly laughs in the middle of the day at the Daily Planet because of something his co-worker from his second job sent him (it was a picture of Ace)

Bruce randomly buys gifts for Clark for "networking purposes," like Belgian chocolate or a diamond watch band

When Clark is stressed over a deadline Bruce will talk him through it over the phone because that's what colleagues do for each other

When other people ask where they see themselves in 10 years they always mention wanting to be each other's "business partners"

They once shared the same bed at a hotel on a "business trip" because getting two different ones would "go over the budget"

After a particularly bad Justice League mission, Bruce and Clark go for a long stroll together to "regroup" and "think up a new strategy"

They also coordinate Wayne Enterprises and Daily Planet lunch breaks so Clark can fly over to Gotham with the pie that Ma specifically made for Bruce

The Justice League does a holiday gift swap and Diana rigs it so Bruce and Clark get each other, but it backfires on her when they keep separately coming to her for advice as they're panicking about picking the right present

Bruce saved Clark in his contacts as "Colleague <3" and claims the heart is to differentiate him from all the other JL members and WE employees

One time Dick asked Bruce where he was going and Bruce said it was another work meeting with Clark, and Dick was like, "A work meeting in a horse-drawn carriage through the park?" To which Bruce said it was being paid for by Wayne Enterprises and therefore was business-related

Their families got together on Kent Farm for a summer barbecue after they said they had some "big news" to share, which turned out to be the merger between Wayne Enterprises and the Daily Planet. More than one people were left disappointed but Bruce and Clark couldn't figure out why

Clark flies over to Gotham in the mornings to bring Bruce coffee from a place they both like in exchange for Alfred's breakfast pastries

When Bruce is in Metropolis, he sneaks into Clark's office and waits until Clark gets back

Wayne Enterprises branches into the jewelry industry and Bruce gets himself and Clark matching gold rings as part of the "product testing" procedure

On slow patrol nights, they'll meet up on a random rooftop and just talk because "regular updates are vital to business communication"

They practiced how to waltz with each other so they look good in front of others at an upcoming gala

The other heroes have a running bet on how long until they get together, and of course Diana is in the lead

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I love them so much!

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[Batkids talking about queer identities]

Damian: What is mlm?

Dick: Multi-level-marketing?

Tim: Men loving men

Damian, nodding: That makes more sense than fetishizing pyramid schemes

Steph: Wlw is wulti-level-warketing

Jason: Let's be real, there's probably someone out there who's fetish is multi-level marketing

Tim: R34 mlm

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Keep Things Professional Mr. Wayne

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/gnBwZNG by percsexquisite Bruce Wayne loves being interviewed by hot reporters. He's been eyeing Clark Kent all night. Words: 3680, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), DCU Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, SuperBat - Relationship Additional Tags: Top Clark Kent, POV Bruce Wayne, Bottom Bruce Wayne, Power Bottom Bruce Wayne, Service Top Clark Kent, Inappropriate Behavior, Light Bondage, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne Has Issues, Bruce Wayne-centric, Clark Kent is Superman, Hotel Sex, Walk Into A Bar, Interviews, Reporter Clark Kent, Belt Bondage, bruce wayne is an asshole, Bruce Wayne is a flirt, Bruce Wayne Eligible Bachelor, Clark Kent is So Done With Bruce Wayne, Bottom Clark Kent/Top Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent Doesn't Know Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne Doesn't Know Clark Kent is Superman, Wayne Enterprises (DCU), Resolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Tension, Flirting, SuperBat read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/gnBwZNG

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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Legends of the Dark Knight #43

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Billy Batson, after meeting (and fighting), Teth Adam, realizes he's half Kahndaqian + distantly related to Teth, tells Teth, and suddenly gains a protective uncle.

Teths hatred of Billy basically boils down to feeling betrayed by Shazam, no real despising of a child. He's also VERY much a violently patriotic nationalist leader who will do anything for Kahndaq. So upon tracing Billys history and seeing his own cousin when he looks back far enough, he's immediately like, "Holy shit that's my nephew!"

He still beefs with the Wizard, but now Billy is his Little Buddy. That's his nephew, and he'll be damned if anyone messes with his nephew!

Teth, holding Sivana by the neck: You strapped my nephew to a rocket and tried to send him to space. Give me one good reason I shouldn't crush your windpipe?

Sivana: *panicked wheezing and flailing*

Billy, facepalming: Teth... what did I say about killing?

Teth, slowly dropping Sivana, still glaring, reciting an old agreement: The Marvels will not interfere with Kahndaq so long as Black Adam does not interfere with Fawcett. But why, nephew? He attempted to kill you.

Billy: Cuz! Killing is bad! If we kill him, some other bad guy will try to kill me anyways. No change.

Teth: *various miffed grumbling as he settles for destroying Sivanas lab before leaving*

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From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.

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🌈

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YOU THOUGHT I ONLY DREW FOR ONE FIC FOR SUPERBAT BIG BANG 2025?? Think again.

This is for the wonderful fic I Can't Wait To See You Again! Please go check it out and show some love!! <3 <3 <3

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by @osiovi051

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oops! you caught us 💋

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I just think he’s neat

More incorrect quotes from my J.J. AU FIGHT ME I LOVE HIM!!!

Context: Joker Junior incident happens, Bruce locks Tim in Arkham for two years, Jason comes back and adopts this sad wet cat clown child, basically... Also, Steph is Spoiler and hates Batman, as she should.

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Random goon: Is... Is it safe for, uh, him to have a gun..?

Tim, spinning in a swivel chair while holding two guns: Weeeeeee!!!

Jason: Sure. Why?

Goon: . . . No reason.

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Jason: Why would I work with you?

Bruce: Because this case involves both of us.

Jason: Hmm, I'll need to discuss with my associates.

Bruce: Your wha—

Jason: Spoiler, Little Red, opinions?

Stephanie, on comms: Uh, Tim needs a better code name, and also kick Batman in the dick.

Jason: On it.

Jason, kicking Dick in the shin:

Dick: OW!?

Jason: Now what?

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Tim: If I'm insane then why can I do this?!

Tim, proceeds to do a flip:

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Stephanie: Hey, hey, let's both out on Spoiler costumes and see if Jason can tell us apart.

Tim: You have boobs! It'll be obvious!

Stephanie: Bet.

thirty minutes later...

Jason: . . .

Stephanie: C'mon, be so for real.

Tim: I'm actually concerned.

Jason: WELL ONE OF YOU STUFFED A BRA!

Tim: TO EQUAL THE PLAYING FIELDS!

Stephanie: I literally am taller.

Jason: How do I know one of ya ain't wearin' heels!? Y'know what? F#-$ this, I'm callin' Selina...

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Black Mask: Okay, who are you?

Jason: The Red Hood.

Black Mask: Okay, you're the one I want dead. Good. But who is she?

Stephanie: Batman.

Black Mask: No, you're not.

Stephanie: Am too!

Jason: She basically is.

Black Mask: No—

Stephanie: Sounds sexist. You sexist?

Black Mask: I—

Jason: Ooo, he is! Can't believe this. To her face?

Stephanie: To my face?!

Black Mask: I am gonna shoot you both!

Stephanie: Do it. P#-$#. No balls.

Black Mask: Are you actually antagonizing me right now? I am the Black Mask!

Jason: I'm the Red Hood. Red is cooler.

Black Mask: No, it's not!

Jason: Are you arguing with me about colours? Wow, so childish.

Stephanie: So childish.

Black Mask: . . . Okay, I'm gonna kill you both now.

Dick, knocking him out from behind: That was your guys' idea of a distraction!?

Bruce: That was reckless.

Stephanie: Well you wouldn't let us bring Tim!

Tim, cackling from the shadows: I'm here anyways!

Jason: TIMOTHY, I TOLD YOU TO STAY YOUR A&# HOME!

Tim: I WAS UNDERSTIMULATED! D:<

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Talia, over the phone: So how is your revenge plans working out for you, Jason?

Jason, looking over at Tim and Stephanie who are painting each other's nails while My Little Pony plays in the background: Uhh...

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Tim: Can I have coffee?

Jason: . . . Sure.

Tim: Yay!

Tim, takes a sip and promptly starts choking: WHAT IS THAT!?

Jason: Coffee?

Tim: I hate it.

Jason: Thought ya would.

Tim: I'd rather do weed with Crane again than that!

Jason: What?

Tim: What?

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Bruce, at a gala, staring in horror as Jason and Tim show up in disguise: Dick... Dick!?

Dick: Oh, my gods...

Tim, proceeding to sneak over to Lex Luther and Kon:

Jason: Tim, no.

Tim: >:)

Jason: This is an undercover mission. Stay away from the kryptonian!

Tim: CONNOR! :D

Kon: TIM! :D

Jason, face palming as they begin to greet one another like overactive puppies:

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Stephanie: Woah, you're gonna teach me to fight in heels!?

Selina: It's a skill all girls should know.

Tim, in the background, trying to balance in heels:

Selina: And Tim.

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Harvey, in Arkham, gesturing wildly to a traumatized Tim: Why the f#-&$ is a toddler here?!

Ivy: I think it's Joker's.

Crane: Mm, no, Joker looked more German. This kid looks French.

Clayface: Can confirm, there's a difference.

Harvey, gesturing wildly to Tim: HE'S LIKE EIGHT!? HE IS SMALL!? D:

Crane: Batman will pick a fight with anything, damn.

Ivy: All in agreement to rub this in Batman's face anytime we see him?

Everyone: Yup.

Tim, crying on the floor: Batmaaaan...

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Bernard, on TikTok live: And this is Crime Alley! Notoriously ran by the Red Hood, Spoiler, and Catwoman! Though there's rumors that the escaped inmate known as Joker Juni—

Tim: Hi.

Bernard:

Bernard, brain failing: Hi?

Tim: Whatchu doin'?

Bernard: Uh... I'm... Who are you???

Tim: An escaped inmate from Arkham.

Tim: Wanna see my favorite places? :D

Bernard, playfully: Is it a date?

Tim, taking his free hand: Sure!

Bernard, brain failing:

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Stephanie: Did he kidnap you?

Bernard: Huh? No! I... Well... No?

Tim: My collection of blondes continues... I wonder if I can convince Kon to dye his hair?

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Kon: You're really pretty.

Tim, drawing on Kon's face: I know :D

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Tim, in a sing song voice: Guess who hacked the pentagon!

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Yuri is yuryinging

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on the topic of batfam incest shippers being posers they dont even say "its just fiction" anymore they say "actually im doing society a favor and breaking down nuclear family dynamics somehow by shipping them since i dont kno the difference between adopted family and found family and u r a fascist for thinking they were ever related.they do not see each other as family and im sure thats the only reason ppl dont like this shit and not the pedo shit.my interpretation of them is actually very complex-" like not sorry idc if they see each other as family or not u arnt convincing me him doing a humbert humbert lolita and grooming the kid he got custody over would ever be okay irl.and dont tell me u only ship them as adults im not explaining why that is still abusive.so that being said if u like this because its not real then wy r u defending it like it would be okay irl.why dont u just go back 2 saying its messed up but not real.why do u gotta defend it with anti adoption rhetoric and lie about the history of the characters.maybe its cause a concerning amount of yall genuinely believe it would be okay irl.

and like im anti censorship because i understand the actual definition of the word (censorship is when ur speech is repressed, not criticized) so im criticizing yall now cause its so clear u dont care abt survivors or depicting their stories meaningfully.there is well written media out there with themes or rape and incest and i think these r important stories that need to be told but yall dont wanna do that ur only doing it cause u like wanking to kids and pretending ur interpretation of the characters is more nuanced. i cant imagine being an sa survivor from an adopted or step family member and b told oh its not actually that bad bc u arent really related and the only reason incest is bad is bc the kid might turn out weird and i am definitely a safe person to b around😁

respond to this post with anything dumb and get blocked.yap if u want but i dont hav 2 engage with u bc ur blog caters to pedophiles and mine doesnt