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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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Preaching my #truth

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This is book canon now and nobody can change my mind.

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A lot of y'all won't see this edit because of how reblogs work, but I feel it is important to share what I've recently learned about this production:

Mina and Van Helsing are played by the same person.

Thank you and you're welcome. May you all be blessed with crabs.

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big fan of whatever the hell these guys have going on

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Starting out Dracula season with my interpretations of the characters!

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cinema: jonathan harker doesn’t really love mina that much. we hate women btw

literally jonathan harker:

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Preaching my #truth

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Tada! A most dynamic commission from the wonderful @bluecatwriter of the Best Couple

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Drew this ages ago and thought it was still a bit funny

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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stately raven au memes

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i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

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Just add Epstein as a playable character in War Thunder and this whole thing will get solved in a matter of hours.

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robin, robin, robin, robin and robin

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Shen Yuan, recently transmigrated into one of Luo Binghe's wives, gently brushing out the protagonist's hair and cuddling him and chatting softly about a book he read after their "marital activities": gotta be convincing as one of the wives who adores the stallion protagonist!

Luo Bingge, who figured out like eight weeks ago that some otherworldly spirit has possessed one of his wives because she's treating him like none of them ever has on any occasion: so it's looking like sex isn't going to "cure" this affliction but who is to say for certain better just keep trying that and nothing else ever