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Fake dating wolfstar but they’re the ones who don’t know they’re dating

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wow i hate people that cant take a ship and act all righteous about it, you do know this is fiction right...? and like of all things theyll be hating on shit like JEGULUS???? or rosekiller please go get a life. and its especially weird when there's actual weird pairings like blackest...

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ik the gc gangs up on grilling barty every fortnight

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Why is this fandom suddenly so obsessed with what’s canon or not. “Oh your characterization of this character doesn’t make sense because in canon-“

No. Stop. This is the marauders fandom.

Where we make stuff up.

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Someone: If you don’t do that Im going to tell all of your friends you are a loser!

Remus *looking around at his friends*: Did ya’ll…

Remus: Did ya’ll NOT know that?!

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forever yearning

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mto odio acumulado isso (continue xingando a coruja, se o mundo estiver contra o duolingo eu to com o mundo

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proof of humanity

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i luv him so much

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James has a piercing in only one ear because he got it and then chickened out of the other one

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- but my name is Atsushi

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figure skater evan & hockey player barty

barty: haha, figure skating is gay

evan: sitting in the same locker room with pumped up sweaty men - that's what gay is

barty: shut up.

everyday fight over who is gayer. regulus is tired of hearing evan say that barty is an idiot (evan is terribly in love).

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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

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I live by the fact sirius has a naturally masculine build and hated it

Regulus had a slender/slutty waist due to a more feminine build and hated it

They both changed their minds when their husbands absolutely got flusterer by their bodies