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I ship Nabiki and Kuno, I don't think they would be a good couple or anything, I just think Nabiki would marry him for his money and he'd somehow be happy

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real quick and dirty edits on yet another drawing I started a year ago and never continued :)

thinking about a possible melee/brawler Jesse, I did bloodier (and less clothed) wip over here: https://www.valentinapaz.com/blog/throne/

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hideo kojima retweets drive me INSANE

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no one is normal about that old man

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Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

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actually the show is called "House" because they break into every patient's house

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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower

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Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

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higgs is the best and most painful kind of antagonist because literally almost any measure of care along the way probably would've fixed him

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Hi my name is Cleon XVII and I'm the seventeenth exponent of Cleon I (that's how I got my name) and I have long brown hair and one earring and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Cleon IX (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Eto Demerzel but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie! I'm a clone but my eyebrows are better than Cleon XVI's. I'm also an Emperor and I rule from the Imperial Palace on Trantor where I'm on the middle throne (I'm 42). I'm a Cleon (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly imperial blue. I love the imperial tailors and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a chain mail crop top, some blue armor I found in an old imperial armory, and my favorite swishy blue pants. I was wearing my sapphire earring and of course my imperial Aura. I was walking outside the Imperial Palace. It was sunny and there were no bishop's claws loose in the imperial gardens which I was very happy about. A lot of psychohistory fans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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this is like watching piranhas feed

are we even trying to make posts anymore

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are we even trying to make posts anymore

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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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DID SOMEONE SAY SHIP MODELS? 👀

Go behind the scenes with MIDST and UNEND maestros Xen and Sara Wile as they show off an early model of our supernatural ship! 🧡

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EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! (Colorized)