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i told a joke to my gf and now i’m sitting in the next room over listening to her lose her shit laughing as she tries to put it in a tumblr post 

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"you get a potion and the alchemist tells you 'this potion will cure you' and youre like 'hell yeah health potion' and you drink it and turn into salami" - my gf

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in the tags put your pets name vs what you actually call your pet

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I’d fuck marry and kill myself

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Reblog with your Spotify artist of the year and artist of the decade

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i promised clown movie fanart and by god if im not gonna deliver (two months late)

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i want him deep in my……………………..heart

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whoever wrote this had their entire foot on richie's neck and now i'm NOT ok

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We missed you, dude.

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i was bored so I made this

this has probably been done before but oh well

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BAE 😫 I ONLY POSTED ‘WHERE TH HOES AT’ SO I CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AREA😒😒

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im about to say fuck it and leave this realm