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Shane every time I try to talk to him in early game of stardew valley:

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I’m sorry

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Gives Shane a big ol Hug. He deserves the world 😭

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Shane: How do I make a date more romantic?

Emily: Try being more mysterious

[Later that day]

Farmer: Where are we going?

Shane: None of your fucking business

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Stardew Valley | #baby’s resting 💖🐱💤

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Farmer Eleanor, waking up from surgery after passing out in the Skull Cavern: Hey, babe!

Harvey, an exhausted emotional wreck after saving his wife's life:

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reasons why stardew valley is a bad game:

-won’t let me hold my boyfriend’s hand at the moonlight jellies event

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Concernedape really said don’t marry Shane assdfgghjjjkkknmmko

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MONSTER REVIEW

today on the-

oh no.

no no NO

I CAN’T HAVE SHIT HERE.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM? WHY ARE THEY SO HOSTILE? YOU DON’T HAVE A TORSO

THEIR JAWS JUST LOCK ONTO YOU AS SOON AS THEY BITE AND MY GOD DOES IT BURN

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE GRAMPY AGAIN WITH HOW MANY OF THEM CAME AT ME. WHAT THE FUCK!!

THEY NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Monster Rating: 6/10 one time one of them dropped an aquamarine ring so i’ll forgive them only this once.

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yes stardew yes yearning

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happy new year i finally draw something for myself in the year 2020

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

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tired of canon sebastian hating maru. give me more maru and sebastian allowed dumbass sibling nonsense. society has progressed past the need for seb hating maru

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I follow so many Far Cry blogs that things are starting to show up two or three times on my dash.

Our fandom really is twelve people and a bag of corn chips. Holy Shit.