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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

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people are always like “Oh a vampire wouldn’t get horny while drinking someone’s blood, that’s like getting horny while eating a sandwich” and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago Characters: Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, First time as a couple, Pillow Talk Summary:

Simon and Raphael celebrate their first New Years together at Magnus's house while Magnus and Alec are out.

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Chapters: 20/20 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago Characters: Simon Lewis, Raphael Santiago, Clary Fray, Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Rebecca Lewis (Shadowhunter Chronicles), Elaine Lewis Additional Tags: NaNoWriMo 2023, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Minor Character Death, Background Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Background Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon is a simp Summary:

Simon just wanted to be normal, but being turned into a vampire turned his whole life into a whirlwind. Neither Simon nor Raphael expected that the biggest change would be their relationship.

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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i hate them skjafhkakjg

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I need this movie ASAP

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Sometimes we all just need a good ear massage 💆‍♀️  

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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Dog’s favorite view 

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