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mutual pining: good

fake married: nice

fake married while mutually pining: OH MY GOD!!!FUCK!!! OH MY GOD FUCKING HELL LORD ABOVE AAHHHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!!

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FUCK MY LIFE

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We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

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reblog if you think that holding hands can be platonic

someone yelled at me for it

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You’re gonna be in so much trouble.

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are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

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The British Police everybody.

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favourite part of amsterdam

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June 26, 2015: The country lights up in rainbows. Photos via keen Twitter observers – credits here! 

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I can’t really argue

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Iranian women kicking ass and making feminist history!!! ✊🏻

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I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

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Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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*mic drop*

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Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

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