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mcltonns·:

i hit an intruder with a baseball bat. ONCE. and now i’m a fucking monster ? whatever, madelaine. talking to you outside of set again was a mistake. don’t talk to me unless it’s about a script. i swear to god. you sure know how to make someone feel like a fucking piece of shit and i don’t deserve that. 

you’re right.. you don’t deserve it, charles. but i also don’t deserve to get slammed for something YOU don’t understand. but fine, fucking run. i’m not chasing you.

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scfiachar·:

are you guys already filming again ? does that mean you’re in vancouver ? you know, i’m becoming a canadian girl myself. i was going to say we need some poutine STAT, but that’d just be… fries for you, right ? you don’t know what you’re missing there, miss mads, i’m telling you that right now. i’ve been kind of — struggling, i guess lately. i’d love to be able see your cute face before i put back on my groupie shoes. 

no, no. i just have.. movies and stuff i’ve been doing. just trying to separate myself from cheryl and it seemed like all that recognition we got last year has been working in my favor. oh, so you’re out here exploring the woods now ? since when ? yeah, pretty much. someone put my vegan ass on a stretcher. i’m so busy i might have to catch you WHILE you have your groupie shoes on.. but what’s been going on lately ?

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jstiin·:

take a page out of miley’s book n’ tell me the seven things you actually like. ‘ s ’ means sleepin’ next to someone else cause it ain’t me. she’s happily taken n’ i’m happily … happy ?

well it looks like instant karma is still a thing, good to know the universe is still working in my favor. i would say sorry about it, but that would imply that i feel bad. i don’t. in case you missed that part. but cheers to your happiness or whatever.

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jstiin·:

alright … so my breath may smell like garlic cause of somethin’ that i ate earlier, but i’m workin’ on it. c’mon, mads, you GOTTA be happy to see me.

that’s actually on the list of things.. that don’t make me happy. don’t you have a girl to chase down ? what’s her name..... starts with a hard S.

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jstiin·:

what’s your definition of a wild dream, huh ? askin’ for a friend. specifically, this friend wants to feel less bad about himself. just saying. i’ll do it, easy, but i really don’t think it’ll be passable. my muscles are practically bustin’ out of my shirt, n’ i have more tattoos than i know what to do with. you can tell ‘em that you’ve been on a very, VERY strict trip towards enlightenment. but, uh, does this mean that you’re turnin’ into me ? good luck.

out of all people you think you can have a CASUAL conversation with.. i’m not one of them.

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mcltonns·:

so… you’re SCARED of me ? is that what you’re telling me, madelaine ? you know what… forget it. only you could make someone feel guilty for protecting themselves. and you.

i’m not going to explain something i’ve explained to you a million times. i’m not putting myself through THAT. i don’t want you to feel guilty but i also never thought i’d have a vision of you doing ANYTHING like that. i can’t... deal with that.

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mcltonns·:

you love me for being difficult. admit it. if i was easy, there’s no way you’d be sticking around. i know you. sometimes, it’d be more fucked up to not react, madelaine. that’s the one thing i wish you understood, but… here we are. i almost think you would’ve preferred me getting my ass beat instead. right. moving on. listen, i adore your milky complexion, but i’ve also never been out in the sun with you where you haven’t left looking like a burn victim.

love is a strong word because usually you’re not scared of the people you love.. not one moment in your life. but i’ll go ahead and let the past be the past ! you’re right, i hate when you’re right. with time, maybe.. but they say time heals all wounds and i can still see mine like they NEVER faded. no.. i just wish it never happened. i wish i never saw that part of you. ignorance was bliss. ha... well, i guess you’ll be seeing a very red madelaine for a while. please keep sunblock on you just in case i forget to put on mine. 

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mcltonns·:

fuck. see, if i was a deceptive person, i would’ve just agreed, yeah, you were drunk. but i’m not. and you caught me. that’s… not like the girl i used to know. noted, though. some things change, i guess. this is one of them. at least you look good shaking in those boots. is that any consolation ? i’m not sure, i’ve never had to set a price on these things before. if i catch you around looking like larry the lobster, we’re going to have a problem.

i wish you would of just agreed because that would of made me really happy, but here you go. being difficult. charles melton, the man who won’t just leave well enough alone. i guess.. events can change people. oh.. well, i try. thank pintrest for my fashion sense. if you’re not sure, then i’m damn sure not anywhere close to sure. same, let’s move on. UH, sir ! i know how not to burn and if i do i’m blaming you for wishing it on me.

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pcrriie·:

also, slight tangent, but red hair is definitely the best hair colour and bullies are just highkey jealous, that’s why they bully for it. does this mean i also get to do some cool, angsty riverdale scenes ? because i’m down. oh yes ! it’s a twerk-er, so i hope you’re ready to get shaking. i’m very excited for this swap ! 

you saying this is ACTUALLY making my little heart flutter, thank you. i wish i could record this and show it to all my school bullies but.. i’m sure they got their shit when they saw me on riverdale, so i’ll stop. yes, but only if you’re doing them with me. i’m stingy, man. i am beyond ready to make a fool of myself and pretend i know how to twerk. this is a dream come true.

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mcltonns·:

you could’ve helped me out. i remember a time or two where i brushed YOUR hair. all i’m seeing now is that you refused to return the favor. c’mon, you liked it when i played with your hair. see, that’s where you’re wrong. being a melton is a pretty huge deal, babe. i get it, you’re scared you couldn’t live up to the name. but for a price, i could help you out. good. guess we’re headed to hawaii. don’t cook in the sun, please.

was it a night i was too drunk to do so ? because suddenly i do not recall any of this. ms. madelaine brushes her own hair. yeah uh, i don’t think so. i’m kind of a take what i can get and don’t return a thing girl these days so.. is it ? well... maybe i’ll find out one day but i don’t see it happens other than when we joke about it on set. oh, yeah. TOTALLY scared. shaking in my boots, even. how much would that be ? i feel like i’m bargaining for citizenship. oh, don’t worry about lil ‘ole me. i’ll bring all my SPF.

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mcltonns·:

why laugh ? i looked GOOD as a redhead. i know you felt like i was coming for your brand — doing a damn solid job of it, too, by the way. unfortunately, madelaine, they do. the double m vibe, though, that’ll never get old. once you get started with it, you’ll never change back to petsch. yeah. life is… fucking strange how it works out. 

the wig needed a brush or... a couple brush strokes but here we are. this is almost better than you playing with my hair all the time BUT i still will take that over you wearing a wig anytime. never, i guess. but it’s one thing that’ll never actually happen ! i like being a petsch. it beats.. being a melton any day in my book. yeah... uh, how’s things.. today.. i guess. since i saw you recently.

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pcrriie·:

i’ve always wanted to know what i’d look like as a redhead, so y’know what ? you’re SO on. but there’s one condition. i have to promo with the girls this week, so this means you’re going to have to shove a blonde wig on and do that for me. do we have a deal ? 

it’s a fun time, actually. as long as you, you know.. pass middle school and the bullying stops. deal. you guys have a new single coming out, right ? a little birdie told me it might be the next twerk anthem and i didn’t even get my ass shots yet.

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scfiachar·:

weren’t you in paris ? i don’t think anyone is allowed to EVER complain about being in paris. i actually wish i was filming right now. or doing something. too much time doing nothing isn’t really good for the brain, i’ve learned. at least shawn’s tour starts again soon. i think i’m going crazy here. i might just have to take you up on your offer and walk a day in your shoes. being sofia carson is… a lot right now. enjoy ! 

i was, but only for 24 hours. i JUST finished a movie the other night and couldn’t make it for the whole three days. i wish i could go back for a longer time but.. work calls. i understand, sof. please take my busy schedule but then again.. it’s the only thing that keeps ME sane and out of my apartment. aw, yes. you guys are a total item and i don’t know how it keeps escaping my mind. please. i think i’d have a fun time, you’re an angel.

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mcltonns·:

remember when i did that ? when i put on a red wig and tried to be you ? and last i checked, you weren’t really DOWN with madelaine melton. even though i think you just felt threatened. she was fierce. no need to fret though, sweetheart, no one can beat the original. 

i do remember. sometimes i go back and laugh at it from time to time but.. that’s another story ! well.. times change. i think that has a pretty nice ring to it, yeah ? i’d give madelaine melton a spin for a day or two. well... glad you STILL think that. one point for me, i guess.

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there’s a lot of things in life i take lightly but sleep deprivation is no longer one of them. i have traveled so much in the last few days that i’m starting to have the WILDEST dreams when i do sleep. i know i asked for this.. and i love my job, i do. but if anyone is willing to put on a red wig and go to all these meetings for me, then that would be fabulous. i promise it’ll be healthier for us both this way.

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Madelaine Petsch photographed for The Glass Magazine 2019

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