atlas. also active on @gunpowdersyrup, @curvesomesunsets, and @bloodybigwardrobe.
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THIS IS NOT REAL. If you get this comment, they’re just trying to get you to delete your fic.
1) I would have gotten some kind of email from Ao3 if this was true
2) this comment is formatted to be perfect to tack onto any fic they choose
3) ALSO why on earth would Ao3 get rid of entire fandoms off the site? Even if they WERE inactive? Who knows if others will be ‘late’ to the fandom and want some fic to read. Who knows if someone wants to come back to their 6 year old account only to find most of their fics deleted.
I’m lucky to be a reasonable adult who has seen tricks like these who also had a very kind person comment their own doubts.
Please let your Ao3 friends know <3
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I love that their office in Port Townsend was just an ironing board
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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ASDF movies "everybody do the flop" is trendy again and I have been transported to the single computer in our class room that was secretly misused to watch those videos during free time help
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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good
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the beauty of compound words:
"Altes Huhn, das keine Eier mehr legen kann"
-> old chicken that cannot lay eggs anymore
"Eierlegende Eierlegende am Eierlegende"
-> Eierlegende - egglaying
-> Eier-Legende - egg legend
-> am Eier-leg-Ende - at the egg-laying-end
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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology
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