For once, I'd like to be the poem, composed and articulate, rather than a poet—a mess of unfinished thoughts | I keep on hitting plot bunnies. I don't know who gave me a fanfic driving license, but I KEEP ON HITTING THEM | Every line is a Christmas Turkey if you have enough spite |
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Sorry chat yall are gonna have bear the brunt of the one million sbi aus for a hot second—the horrors and the bad feelings are back and im doing SO badly lmao
#i know it doesn't make it automatically better#but big hugs from all of us#we're glad you're here mate
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WAIT. you can like tumblr comments now?
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#yosemite sam from looney toons is trying to kill me#and james bond is protecting me#yosemite sam has cartoon logic on his side. you can’t just shoot him. bond unloads a walther ppk and sam just gets like#a blackened face and smoke coming out of his beard before he starts screaming “consarn it!!!”#conversely#bond has spy logic on his side. he could be in a tux#tied to a chair#and still have a laser watch that just happens to counter whatever cartoon nonsense sam pulls.#it’s less “fight” and more “wrestling a raccoon out of your kitchen.”#if bond tries suave psychological warfare#sam literally cannot hear it over the sound of his own yelling. like you can’t seduce or outtalk a man who’s already shouting.#meanwhile#sam’s revolvers never run out of bullets#ever. bond has to reload. that’s a critical advantage.#HOWEVER: bond has plot armor. he survives missile strikes#collapsing buildings#and getting shot off a train. sam gets bested by bugs bunny on the regular. that’s gotta sting.#so bond adjusting his cufflinks while sam is emptying six-shooters into the ground so fast he literally levitates.#conclusion: it’s a stalemate. sam can’t kill bond because “main character energy#” and bond can’t kill sam because “cartoon physics.”#they just keep escalating until the entire set explodes and bugs bunny strolls past saying “what's up doc?”#if anything. bugs bunny will either end up killing them or me.
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to kiss the sky
the moon has a taste if you are foolish enough to bite it— cool as hammered silver, sharp as the memory of teeth on your skin. it lingers on the tongue like a secret you cannot swallow, its light seeping into your blood until you are more glow than flesh.
it comes to you in the year the gods have stopped answering. their temples stand hollow and wind-swept, and you find them lying in the dust of their own abandoned shrines, buried with coins pressed into their eyes to pay a ferryman who will never come, lilies clasped in their fingers like the memory of love they can no longer feel.
you kneel among them and whisper. your voice is full of spring, of thawed rivers and sap in the veins of trees, and your hands are still stained with the soil of war. they do not open their eyes.
but the stars—ah, the stars— the stars are still dripping, slow as honey, from the mouth of the night. they fall into your hair, dissolve into your skin, until the world feels as if it is holding its breath for you alone.
and then it kisses you— salt and prophecy pressed to your lips, a promise dressed in the taste of the sea, the taste of endings and beginnings braided into one. the kiss feels like the first dawn after a thousand years of darkness. it feels like you will never, ever be clean again.
#to kiss the sky right off your mouth and feel the moon on my tongue as the stars embed themselves in place of my teeth.#so that when you betray me#I can cough out cosmos along with the blood and pretend that this is meant to be.#or: just me being very dramatic#i want a hug and chocolate milk#poetry#moon#stars#cosmos#i nearly spelt it sosmos and was like “yeah. that sounds about right.”
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i've always mocked the little bit of happiness in between deep periods of sadness can help, because it just seemed depressing to think about. but like, it's been pouring heavily for like days and days and i always get stuck in traffic on the way back home from school. and then yesterday, it did not rain, and i was still stuck in traffic and the exasperation and tiredness was still there, but watching the bright sky and golden sun - i hate to say it. but it made me feel happy. what the fuck is this.
#I am but a simple human.#flesh and blood. mortal through and through#and mortals are weak to beauty
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“Dont you want to be successful?” I want to make my little brother laugh and make my friends feel loved. After that i will eat a sandwich and take a sweet nap
#markus siricantus#making me feel like there's a big ball of sunshine in my chance#yet again#you gotta trust the dsmp writers#if they can make a family found they can do the same for you#buch of fluff and vibes and no angst#comfort no hurt
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@ to all my mutuals!
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@xiaokuer-schmetterling - there is NO escape!
Love in the Air x Text Posts 1/?
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@xiaokuer-schmetterling, one of the best decisions I've ever made. How's your heart, king?
Love in the Air x Text posts 2/?
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Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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COLEY DOES THINGS HELPS AGAIN, THE ABSOLUTE GODESS! Shameless self-promo.
just watched coleydoesthing's kpop demon hunter video and godamn, if that didn't just get the flames churning again, that multichapter fic will be completed, or so help me, i'll kill my principal myself
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just watched coleydoesthing's kpop demon hunter video and godamn, if that didn't just get the flames churning again, that multichapter fic will be completed, or so help me, i'll kill my principal myself
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Twitter: as a child you identified with curious George because he was a stand in for children like you, but as an adult you want to fuck the man in the yellow hat
Facebook: like if you remember curious George, comment for Jesus
Tumblr: I would’ve put curious George down
#never thought i'd be motivated to make curious george fanfiction#but here we are#just the way of the world i suppose
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when ao3 goes back up, i'm going to tell every fanfic author of all the 159 tabs open that i sobbed at the thought not seeing them. because they need to know just how feral i am for their writing. tell your nearest ao3 author you love them, the devastation is too strong. we may never reach the golden love that tumblr has for ao3, but we can try.
my beloved ao3 has been stricken by a sudden disease, i pray for it's recovery. the battle is rough and the night is long.
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i feel like i'm that k-drama protagonist sitting in the hospital waiting room, wringing my hands, covered in blood with the 404 error flashing in my eyes as tumblr tells me about ao3's condition. all that's left is for twitter to storm in like the useless ex it is.
my beloved ao3 has been stricken by a sudden disease, i pray for it's recovery. the battle is rough and the night is long.
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my beloved ao3 has been stricken by a sudden disease, i pray for it's recovery. the battle is rough and the night is long.
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i need someone to manifest my school burning down into ashes, please and thank you
#i am so tired#got 17 chapter test tomorrow#and then 3 chapter tests on thrusday (day after tomorrow)#and then a seven chapter test on sunday#and another one on monday#my birthday#and 3 other subjective exams on thursday#and then on sunday#and then midterms from 11th#all in a school that runs from 7 in the damn morning till six in the fucking evening#fuck me
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